#1
So I've begun looking into getting a pet monkey in the next couple of years after I graduate college. Has anyone had experience with monkeys as pets or know anywhere I can get information on them?

I've already determined the legality in my state, and basic needs and junk. But I'm just wondering if anyone has experience.

Thanks.
#3
A monkey, train it to be your loyal minion and get more until you build an army perhaps?


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#5
Do it. You wont.
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A monkey French kissed my mother once.

I'm not even shitting you.


A monkey once gave me a Cleaveland Steamer.

You have just been story-topped.

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#8
Monkeys are known to sporadically turn on their owners and attack them. Supposedly they bite extremely hard. I would look into that before you purchase one if I were you...
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#9
hahaha a dane cook,

duude i want a pet monkey man it would be soo tight

provided its very small and manageable.
#10
What kind? Depending on what kind, it can be a huge hassle, almost as bad, if not worse than having a kid. Also, monkeys throw shit fits all the time and are a lot stronger than you'd think.
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#11
yea thats why I would want one of the smallest kinds. But I really don't know anything yet, im just kinda testin the waters so to speak
#12
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A monkey once gave me a Cleaveland Steamer.

You have just been story-topped.

Oh yeah? I gave the monkey that kissed my mother a Cleveland Steamer.

Suck it, honey.

EDIT: aren't capuchins supposed to be some of the sweetest monkeys? That's what I've read.
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#13
Haha priceless...

Nothing say's awsome like a little 3 ft tall poop throwing machine... You'll be the koolest kid on the block!
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Oh yeah? I gave the monkey that kissed my mother a Cleveland Steamer.

Suck it, honey.


I gave your mother a Cleaveland Steamer in the shape of the monkey that french-kissed her.


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I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#15
my brother IS a monkey, he doesn't bite that hard.
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I gave your mother a Cleaveland Steamer in the shape of the monkey that french-kissed her.


Oh yeah? Well I took a shit all over your face and let it drip in your mouth while the monkey that kissed my mother licked it off, spit it back in his hand, and chucked it at your crotch!

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#19
Teach him to cook.
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Oh yeah? Well I took a shit all over your face and let it drip in your mouth while the monkey that kissed my mother licked it off, spit it back in his hand, and chucked it at your crotch!

X onemorethanyou


I once killed a monkey, using only its own fecal matter.


Oh and your mother was there. Sucking off the monkey.



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I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#21
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
I once killed a monkey, using only its own fecal matter.


Oh and your mother was there. Sucking off the monkey.



Oh yeah? Well once, I had unprotected sex with every monkey I could find and proceeded to infect the human population with AIDs.

And dood...you killed a monkey? What the fuck, man...it was only an innocent pawn in our game. Poor thing. At least I didn't kill anyone.

RIP monkey.
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Oh yeah? Well once, I had unprotected sex with every monkey I could find and proceeded to infect the human population with AIDs.

And dood...you killed a monkey? What the fuck, man...it was only an innocent pawn in our game. Poor thing. At least I didn't kill anyone.

RIP monkey.


You thought wrong. That monkey you had sex with was actually me! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Srsly though, what just happened?

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#23
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You thought wrong. That monkey you had sex with was actually me! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Srsly though, what just happened?

So many monkey vaginas...oh God...it was horrible

Let's reconcile our differences and buy a pet monkey together. It can be like our child.

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my friend once told me that the reason for AIDS was because this guy in England was really really lonely, so he bought a boat and went to an island and screwed a monkey, he got the AIDS...and came back and gave it to everyone!

Uh, duh. I just admitted to it. Get with the times. Psh.
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#24
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So many monkey vaginas...oh God...it was horrible

Let's reconcile our differences and buy a pet monkey together. It can be like our child.


Can we call it Toasty Nipples?

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#25
I gave a monkey a cookie once, he trew it on the ground and screamed at me
...What!?
#26
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Can we call it Toasty Nipples?

We can call it anything you want, baby
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#28
They are hard to train, Smell worse then the dudes at Wacken after the first day and they are louder then a Motley Crue cocert, They are like a little furry metal head.


EDIT;My english teacher last year had one his name was Skeeter.
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