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#1
I'm talking with this girl I met for like 2 hours on saturday, here's our conversation:

Me (4:42:20 PM): lol, we had watch for like 3 hours at maritime.
Her (4:42:43 PM): yea tht was funny nd then my friend kept buggin me
Her (4:42:58 PM): she was like whos he nd wat were u guys doin LoL
Me (4:43:06 PM): haha
Her (4:43:11 PM): i was like we were ****in fer our watch
Her (4:43:20 PM): just in another room
Me (4:43:34 PM): damn right. in the elevator, lmao.
Her (4:43:50 PM): LoL we made the elavdor shake
Her (4:43:55 PM): LoL
Me (4:43:57 PM): haha
Me (4:44:21 PM): smoking our smokeless pot in the corner
Her (4:44:33 PM): LOL
Her (4:44:35 PM): even of we did we probably could've gotten away with it cuz noone was there
Me (4:44:44 PM): yeah, we had a loooong time.
Her (4:44:49 PM): i kno
Her (4:44:59 PM): its like we should go in the elavador
Me (4:45:02 PM): ceot when that asshole came out and said he jacked all our ipods and stuff
Me (4:45:15 PM): then said we were bad security.
Her (4:45:19 PM): LoL
Her (4:45:38 PM): heyy wanna go in the elavdor
Me (4:45:51 PM): if I had an elevator, hell yes,
Her (4:46:03 PM): oh man!
Me (4:46:09 PM): haha
Her (4:46:18 PM): all night every night
Me (4:46:40 PM): Thinking about it, an elevator would be a very cool place to do it lol.
Her (4:46:56 PM): yea seriously!
Me (4:47:22 PM): its like the door opens "wat we're you guys doin?" oh nothin much
Me (4:47:51 PM): "the same thing you were doing"
Me (4:47:51 PM): kik
Me (4:47:53 PM): lol*
Her (4:48:08 PM): lmao
Her (4:48:21 PM): all night every night
Me (4:48:34 PM): oh yeaah
Her (4:48:45 PM):
Me (4:49:04 PM): now we need an elevator.
Her (4:49:21 PM): hell yea
Me (4:49:44 PM): It would be good to smoke in too
Her (4:49:56 PM): amoke **** repeat
Me (4:50:11 PM): or we could do it at the same time.
Her (4:50:33 PM): tht would be ****in awesome
Me (4:51:17 PM): yes it would.
Her (4:52:50 PM): it would be better if we smoked hard nd ****ed harder
Her (4:52:52 PM): LoL
Her (4:53:30 PM): we couldnt smoke too hard, or we would run out too quick. the ****ing on the other hand would need to be hard, yeah.
Her (4:53:52 PM): **** yea
Her (4:54:19 PM): i wonder how hard i could get u?!?!


Please note, I've known her for about a day.

I win, pit.
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#4
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Shut up.


You're just jealous. I'm kind of jealous of myself.
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#10
Learn2Sarcasm, idiot.
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#11
k koo
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#13
You don't win, this is an internet conversation. Also, according to your profile you're over 20. Shouldn't you be off having actual sex by now?

Oh, and to add, you did not win, you lost. The game.
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#14
You Kick Ass Man.


D-U-F-R-A-I-S


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#15
expect flaming

extreme

much needed

flaming
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#16
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Find a girl that can spell.


im guessin its MSN not a spelling competition
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LazyGuitar
enjoy being reported for harrasment

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#17
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You're just jealous. I'm kind of jealous of myself.

You're a virgin aren't you Peckerwood?
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#18
Quote by Jonn0
You don't win, this is an internet conversation. Also, according to your profile you're over 20. Shouldn't you be off having actual sex by now?

Oh, and to add, you did not win, you lost. The game.


Actually I'm 14, I lied on my profile.
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I stick stuff in my pee hole.

Gear:

Schecter C-1 Classic
Ibanez S670PB
Stratocaster MIM Standard
Marshall MG30 (its purple )
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
#19
you talk like a jackass
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#23
Wat.
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#24
"LoL" so stupid...
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#25
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you talk like a jackass


I don't normally, she just kind of digs it, I dunno.
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Gear:

Schecter C-1 Classic
Ibanez S670PB
Stratocaster MIM Standard
Marshall MG30 (its purple )
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
#27
She seems to be an incredibly intelligent individual.
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#28
Quote by thestonedone
She's having fun? she likely really doesn't want to fondle your meatstick dude.


She already gave me a handjob buddy, I think she does.
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I stick stuff in my pee hole.

Gear:

Schecter C-1 Classic
Ibanez S670PB
Stratocaster MIM Standard
Marshall MG30 (its purple )
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
#29
You Lose Friend
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#31
Congrats, you've found a Nympho, enjoy your STD's
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#32
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#33
you lose
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#35
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She already gave me a handjob buddy, I think she does.


Really? i could have sworn it was a just a 2 hour long convo a second ago. I tip my hat to you sir.
#36
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She already gave me a handjob buddy, I think she does.


i thought you'd just met her for two hours on saturday? and if she did indeed give you a handjob after 2 hours shes very easy and therefore not worthy of win.
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LazyGuitar
enjoy being reported for harrasment

LazyGuitar was a mod btw

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#38
Quote by Wulphy
I'm talking with this girl I met for like 2 hours on saturday, here's our conversation:

Blah, blah, blah.

Please note, I've known her for about a day.

I win, pit.


Yeah, I remember that conversation. It is I that won.
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#39
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im guessin its MSN not a spelling competition



Retarded girls are never good, whether online or off.
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#40
Quote by thestonedone
Really? i could have sworn it was a just a 2 hour long convo a second ago. I tip my hat to you sir.


I didn't feel like mentioning it just incase it classified her as a slut, which it does, but I don't really care.

I don't really want to talk to you guys anymore, you make me sad .
Quote by Ur all $h1t
I stick stuff in my pee hole.

Gear:

Schecter C-1 Classic
Ibanez S670PB
Stratocaster MIM Standard
Marshall MG30 (its purple )
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
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