This is pretty much a thread that I started to see the diversity of guitars/basses in the UG forums.

My axe is a Jay Turser Vintage Series JTB-400BC, Transparent Blue Bass.
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Gibson Explorer (Hetfield)
Warlock NJ (Mick Thompson)
Virgin NJ (Dearborn DSA)
Beast IT (The Dro DSA)
My Gear
B.C. Rich Virgin N.J.
B.C. Rich Warlock N.J.
B.C. Rich Beast I.T.
Epiphone Goth Explorer
Stagg HK-300 (my first electric guitar)
Stagg Semi Acoustic
2 Spanish Guitars
Boss MT-2
Boss ME-50
Marshall 15 watt amp
Gibson Les Paul studio in Worn Brown.

I'm pretty sure we've got a few of these threads already.
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Red Squier Strat.
Yes I know it sucks.
Dream guitar is a RR5. Or a PRS of some sort...
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esp ltd ec-400 in black
LTD M-1000 (soon)
LTD EC-400
LTD F-50
Spider II 112
esp ltd v-500
Peavey:Raptor Sig. series
Peavey:EXP Sig. series
ESP LTD: V-500
Orange 2X12 cab
Peavey: JSX
Peavey: XXL
Silvertone Pantera in black.

Cheap, but sturdy, guitar.
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I got meself a self-approving sig. Kick. Ass.