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#1
Today is my birthday and the only person so far that has remembered/wished me happy birthday is ultimate-guitar.com... just thought I'd let you know...
The army is exactly like Boys Scouts .... except Boys Scouts are supervised by adults.
#2
The day is young my downtrodden friend.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#3
Happy birthday. I bought u this:

Quote by elliott FTW
I LOVE YOU SLOGANKID
silly racist bitch finally kicked the bucket

#5
a lot of people remembered mine but nobody gave a ****, you are not alone

happy birthday
#6
Sherman wishes you a happy birthday.


... I want some swedish blondes.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#9
Happpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
#10
Happy Birthday.
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#11
There's enough blondes there to go around.

Happy birthday! May your day be filled with sex, cake and rock 'n roll.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#14
Quote by neopowell
There's enough blondes there to go around.

Happy birthday! May your day be filled with sex, cake and rock 'n roll.


or all three combined!!! :O it's rockin' sex cake!!!!
#15
Thanks for the swedish blondes blynd snyper, really appreciated


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Sherman wishes you a happy birthday.


... I want some swedish blondes.


You can get the guy in the back if you want. Ain't I generous?
The army is exactly like Boys Scouts .... except Boys Scouts are supervised by adults.
#16
Happy Birthday! I bought you...




...what? Makes me happy
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#17
Quote by Timik
Today is my birthday and the only person so far that has remembered/wished me happy birthday is ultimate-guitar.com... just thought I'd let you know...

Let's be depressed together! What do you say?
#18
Quote by Portuguese_boy
UG isn't a person....


No shit, eh?
The army is exactly like Boys Scouts .... except Boys Scouts are supervised by adults.
#19
Quote by blynd_snyper

Happy birthday, have some swedish blondes. Do with them what you will.


i know everyone was thinkin what i was thinkin....those gloves are only one finger away from....

Shocka!!!!
#20
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
...what? Makes me happy

It'd make me happy too. After all it is a GOOD source of calcium and naturally cheesy.
#22
Quote by blynd_snyper

Happy birthday, have some swedish blondes. Do with them what you will.


I didn't know they had black people in Sweden.
#24
Well you get a happy birthday from me, so it's like a million awesome people times infinity!

I also got you a swedish blonde:

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#25


Yay! Party!!!
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



^Click the heart baby, you know you wanna.^

Quote by Sammythedruggie

touche sir.
#26

I got you this. Happy Birthday.
Xbox Live tag: Dream Away Rain
Add!

Quote by marko'd
dont sweat how quick your progressing, i heard that Jimi hendrix didnt get his legendary guitar skills until he was dead


Quote by Dreadnought
+ MOTHERFUCKIN' 1
#27
Quote by Tom_hatton
It'd make me happy too. After all it is a GOOD source of calcium and naturally cheesy.

indeed
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#28
Happy birthday man! I got you some blow!


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A Puppy!
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Quote by malachifivebass
you cant make a male musician choose music or sex, its like asking a fat man twinkie or brownie


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Naomi
it's "I moan" backwards
No, it's I maon.

Phail

I WILL one day rule the world, Pm me with the position you want and Ill see if it is open.
#29
My birthday's in 2 days. Don't wear those blondes out because I'll need em..
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Quote by Graveworm
If god wanted you to wait til marriage why did he give you sexual urges at a teen age?

To test your faith, stupid. Just like dinosaur fossils and the sun!
#30
I too got you a swedish blonde.

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#31
Happy Birthday ts! here's an e blowjob for you

*sucks*


My Gear

Fender 2006 Highway 1 Stratocaster with SD Hot rails on Bridge
ESP LTD F-104 Bass
Roland Cube 30
Boss 0D 20 Overdrive/Distortion Pedal
Dunlop Cry Baby Wah
#32
Quote by Timik
Thanks for the swedish blondes blynd snyper, really appreciated


You can get the guy in the back if you want. Ain't I generous?


There's a guy in the back?
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#35
Quote by nebiru
I too got you a swedish blonde.



I'd hit it.
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#36
Quote by Kensai
I'd hit it.

Fap away sir. Fap away.

Oh and happy birthday.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#37
Quote by Kensai
I'd hit it.


oh god that's disturbing
Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#38
Quote by Kensai
I'd hit it.


No! Bad Kjell!

One does not hit upon their own son!
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#39
Quote by billybusa
oh god that's disturbing

I'm sure he hits it every night.
(That's a pic of Kensai btw)
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#40
Quote by Jackal58
I'm sure he hits it every night.
(That's a pic of Kensai btw)


no it's his son
Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
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