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#1
So I went to the doctor yesterday with my mom since I'm only 15. And I found out that I have/had testicular cancer and I had to have emergency surgery immediatly. So I had surgery and now I only have one ball left. I go on monday to get some more blood work done and a CT scan. Wish me luck Pit, I'm gonna need it.
#2
Hope you've got the balls to face it.

Sorry.
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#3
that sucks. goodluck man, keep them swimmers alive!
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#4
Best of luck man, hope you'll be OK.

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Hope you've got the balls to face it.

Sorry.

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#5
holy shit.. GL
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So I went to the doctor yesterday with my mom since I'm only 15. And I found out that I have/had testicular cancer and I had to have emergency surgery immediatly. So I had surgery and now I only have one ball left. I go on monday to get some more blood work done and a CT scan. Wish me luck Pit, I'm gonna need it.


you only have one bollock? i feel sorry for you man, i hope when you get laid they will look past that ... good luck man, my thoughts will be with you
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#7
Good Luck. You'll be fine
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#8
Good luck man. I hope things turn around for you.
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#9
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Hope you've got the balls to face it.

Sorry.


No "you're only half the man you used to be" jokes?

On another note... don't worry man.. you only need one nad.
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#12
Good luck dear, I hope everything goes as well as it possibly can.
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#13
Jesus Christ, man. I wish you all the luck in the world.
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#14
They give you a fake ball to keep the weight balance, I hear you get to choose how big it is.
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#16
Good luck mate. From now on you have the right, nay, the DUTY to have sex twice as many times as a normal human being to make up for it.
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#17
Thanks to all of you guys, this has been real crazy for me since I only found out yesterday that I have all this.
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No "you're only half the man you used to be" jokes?

On another note... don't worry man.. you only need one nad.


I'm leaving that for some others.

I probably should also sayy good luck, so: good luck.
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They give you a fake ball to keep the weight balance, I hear you get to choose how big it is.

I was going to sya something like this but wasn't sure how accurate I was.
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Thanks to all of you guys, this has been real crazy for me since I only found out yesterday that I have all this.

hang in there buddy you will be alright in the end i assure you
#23
What made you go to the hospital?
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#24
Well everyone's said good luck so i'm gonna say...Best Wishes!
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#25
I'm never making jokes about this ever again.


Seriously, you're twice the man you were if you can take the concept of missing a ball. Condolences to you.
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#26
I know this isn't funny, but I laughed the crap outa me xD
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
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#29
Jeez, I haven't the slightest idea of what you must be going through. So, all I can say is good luck, and I wish you all the best man, I really hope you get through.
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They give you a fake ball to keep the weight balance, I hear you get to choose how big it is.


If you demand one the size of a grapefruit, are they obligated to comply?


Anyway, sucks for TS. At least you have a spare though. Good luck, dude.
#37
Just start taking steroids and biking. You'll be a seven time tour de france winner in no time!
#38
That's ****ing awful. My friend's cousin had to get a nard removed when he was like seven. So at least you got to enjoy it for a little while.
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#39
Just don't worry, if you believe everything's going to be fine, it will. Best of luck.
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Quote by Lacquer_Head
Hope you've got the balls to face it.

Sorry.


WHAT? that's not funny!


And good luck man
kthxbai.