hello UG. well, it turns out my girlfriend is pregnant. we are both 16. it is only the 4th week of pregnancy (she just missed her period and she did take a test). we want to keep this from both of our parents. and we have no way of getting to an abortion clinic and we have no way of paying for an abortion. do you know of any home abortion methods that are safe? (please, be serious)
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I heard you can induce miscarriage by eating a shitload of celery.

I'm serious, that's what I heard.
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serious answer? there aren't any completely safe ones.

there's a reason abortions were legalised. back alley ones led to deaths.
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