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#1
OK, so i stole a guys skate board today, and he got rather pissed.

Anywho, i now need ideas for pranks i can do in uni. Ones such as super glueing his pen to a desk, replacing his notes with a blank handout etc etc etc. Stuff that isn't that big.

Cheers, youtube clips will follow..................................
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#2
You're at university and you're this immature. wow.
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#4
You can try growing up.
That'll show'em
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#5
take a dump under his pillow and wait for him to go to sleep. its a laugh every time!!!!
#6
OK this guys a douche, and yes im immature, so any ideas would be great.
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#7
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OK this guys a douche, and yes im immature, so any ideas would be great.


Grow up or play in traffic

Thank you bye.
#9
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OK this guys a douche, and yes im immature, so any ideas would be great.

I don't understand...was that you trying to convince us to give you ideas?
#10
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I don't understand...was that you trying to convince us to give you ideas?


pretty much
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#12
You should try supergluing his pen to a desk.


Either that or replace his notes with a blank handout.


Works every time
#13
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You should try supergluing his pen to a desk.


Either that or replace his notes with a blank handout.


Works every time

#14
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ok first of all you sound like an immature, even bigger douche


Is their a second of all? Cos i realy like people judging me, its mega awesome
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#15
let him eat an icecream out ur asshole. stick and all

thtl teach him and his douche ways
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pretty much

try harder
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#17
Well, this should piss him off, but spew sperm on his pillow.


In all seriousness tho...

And, btw, most of us by the time we're in a university are mature noguh not to steal things and not to play pranks on people. But since you are, have fun, douchebag. ****in immature dumbasses, there'll all over!
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Is their a second of all? Cos i realy like people judging me, its mega awesome

second will be saved for when i come up with something witty to say.
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#21
Shave your pubes and throw them in his face.
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#22
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Well, this should piss him off, but spew sperm on his pillow.


In all seriousness tho...

And, btw, most of us by the time we're in a university are mature noguh not to steal things and not to play pranks on people. But since you are, have fun, douchebag. ****in immature dumbasses, there'll all over!


Well third year and on coarse for a double first one of the best Business schools in Europe, why are you so pissed? Clearly someone isn't getting any.
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#23
get a girl mate (if u have any)
to convince him to eat an icecream out ur ass?
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#24
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Shave your pubes and throw them in his face.


Or shave HIS pubes and throw it in his face
#26
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Shave your pubes and throw them in his face.

ROFFEL!! XD
#27
Why is everyone so pissed? I just get very bored.
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#28
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Why is everyone so pissed? I just get very bored.

Becasue your in uni and very immature. That is frowned apon in The Pit aperently
#30
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Becasue your in uni and very immature. That is frowned apon in The Pit aperently


Yeah apparently so. Who knew?
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#31
Uh uh!! Burn his clothes so he will show up in school.. NAKED :P.


ok, not funny
#33
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ALL of my suggestions have been serious

seriously!


Why so serious?

>.>
#34
Unscrew all the bolts on his chair.
Superglue a toonie to the floor under his desk.
Take some paper, roll it up into a square, tape it to the bottom of one of the legs of his desk.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#35
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Don't see why. Us pitmonkeys are as immature as they come.


Exactly, i thought this would be appreciated by at least the odd person. Oh well, you can all continue mocking me now.
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#36
Why so serious?


i set it up and sum1 did it!!!!!
yes i knew sum1 would
I love you

and telling him to stick icecreams up his ass aint tht serious. in all honesty
GREAT LAUGH
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Unscrew all the bolts on his chair.
Superglue a toonie to the floor under his desk.
Take some paper, roll it up into a square, tape it to the bottom of one of the legs of his desk.


Thanks from the deepest part of my heart! We should get a beer sometime
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#39
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Thanks from the deepest part of my heart! We should get a beer sometime

Indeed.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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