#1
In the spirit of Sarah Palin, this thread is devoted to making something terrible sound as nice and folksy as you can. It can be about anything, even it's me (hell, the first reply probably will be about me). It doesn't have to be something you think Sarah Palin might say or something political, just something terrible.

My contribution:
"Well, by golly, let rapists do whatever they want. Dontcha know, all they really want is to have surprise sex."

Not that funny, I know, but the Pit can come up with something better. And, yes, I thought of this after Jon Stewart said that she can make anything sound folksy.
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



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#3
Quote by Start A Fire
Well gee, that's what the Searchbar's for, dontcha know.


Well dog gammit, aint you the newest noob in the block?
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#4
Quote by Start A Fire
Well gee, that's what the Searchbar's for, dontcha know.


Oh, I don't know about this guy here. Another search bar joke? Say it ain't so, Joe...
#5
:faceplam: **** this, TS! I'm gonna ignore your damn thread. I thought it'd be useful. Like "Doncha know that 'Squirrels do this?'". Then, I could say, "No, I didn't know that. It doesn't really change my perception of squirrels, but ty, TS." But now all I got to say is...Wat the hell!
#6
Quote by rockhardmetal
:faceplam: **** this, TS! I'm gonna ignore your damn thread. I thought it'd be useful. Like "Doncha know that 'Squirrels do this?'". Then, I could say, "No, I didn't know that. It doesn't really change my perception of squirrels, but ty, TS." But now all I got to say is...Wat the hell!


you're doing it wrong, dontcha know
#7
Quote by Weeping_Demon7
Well dog gammit, aint you the newest noob in the block?

I DID register today.. So yeah, I am.
#8
Quote by rockhardmetal
:faceplam: **** this, TS! I'm gonna ignore your damn thread. I thought it'd be useful. Like "Doncha know that 'Squirrels do this?'". Then, I could say, "No, I didn't know that. It doesn't really change my perception of squirrels, but ty, TS." But now all I got to say is...Wat the hell!



heres something about squirrels you dont know
they launch well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkC4f2T-h_0&feature=related
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#9
Charredu is the newest noob on the block, dont'cha know.
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