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#1
Hey pit, lemme tell you a story. I went to the UK to visit my family last year, and while hanging out with my cousins around town we kept running into packs of these kids who kept yelling at us and trying to start fights. I wanted to teach them some fucking manners but my cousins said it was a bad idea, that they'd just get their friends and nothing good would come of it, as there was like five of us and ten of them. Over the next couple of days we kept seeing them around town, and I got sick of their shit and started some fights. I left a few days later and haven't seen them since, but they know who I am and they know I'm coming back next summer. From what I hear, they like to fight in packs so, any advice? I can hold my own, but not against like, 5+ kids. And I don't feel like carrying around a blade 'cuz if I get caught I'll get sent back. By the way, they're all over town so avoiding them isn't really possible.

tl;dr: How do I deal with these stupid kids?
#3
we should just start a "The ONLY Chavs Thread" already.

seriously.
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#5
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Use Supersonic to make then confused.


Either that or basic logic and intelligence...
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#6
Baseball bat.
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#7
Quote by metaldud536
Use Supersonic to make then confused.

Then use tackle, a simple but effective move on them
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#8
So, nobody has anything helpful to say. Thanks.
and sorry metaldud, I already tried it. they have bitter berries coming out the ass.
#9
Where was this? If it was just some shitty town then chances are they are wannabes and if you do beat them up although you can expect a backlash it wont be too bad.

However some places you do this and you are looking to end up in hospital.
#10
show them a magic trick, then when they are all wondering how its done.....


.......rape them
you gonna get raped!!!!!!!


#11
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#13
1. Don't fight them.
2. Give them cigarettes and they might bugger off.
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#14
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Baseball bat.


This.
Or "Knuckleduster".
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#15
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Use Supersonic to make then confused.




I got confused for a mo there. The Sonic thread made me think of the blue hedgehog. I don't believe Sonic ever got that TM, more interested in rings really...
#16
Quote by Greenie_777
Where was this? If it was just some shitty town then chances are they are wannabes and if you do beat them up although you can expect a backlash it wont be too bad.

However some places you do this and you are looking to end up in hospital.


It is just some nowhere town. I know they're wannabes, but that doesn't help when there's 10+ of them

edit: It's near one of the highest murder rated towns in Britain, or so I hear.
#17
Quote by XcadeyX
we should just start a "The ONLY Chavs Thread" already.

seriously.


I concur, there's a few threads every day about them.
#18
Quote by Start A Fire
It is just some nowhere town. I know they're wannabes, but that doesn't help when there's 10+ of them


You'd be suprised. I've seen 2-3 people beat up about 10 chavs before.
#19
Are chavs only in europe or something? Anyways, just hope they forget you?
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#20
Quote by Start A Fire
It is just some nowhere town. I know they're wannabes, but that doesn't help when there's 10+ of them


A) Chavs are stupid
B) Chavs are stupid
C) They won't remember you in a year.
D) See A and B.

It's whoever you were visiting that'll get any shit if anybody.
#21
Well, ya kinda asked for it, man. I mean you DID start some fights. And now, you're scared of the consequences, huh? Next time maybe you'll listen to your cousins when they give you good advice.
#22
Kick some shins, boy!
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#23
Butterfly knife.
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#25
Quote by rockhardmetal
Well, ya kinda asked for it, man. I mean you DID start some fights. And now, you're scared of the consequences, huh? Next time maybe you'll listen to your cousins when they give you good advice.


This is also true. You gain nothing from fighting some random stranger who shouts at you. There is nothing wrong with walking away.
#26
Just ignore them. They're all talk and no action. When they do fight, they fight in packs of 10 or more and only if there's only one of you. Occasionally, you get one who can actually fight, but these people usually have a little bit of common sense...not much, but more than most...
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#27
if there's 5 of you then you each just need to take 2, but you also need to take into account if they're all boys or if they have girls with them, if so it shouldn't be a problem
#28
Quote by saphrax
A) Chavs are stupid
B) Chavs are stupid
C) They won't remember you in a year.
D) See A and B.

It's whoever you were visiting that'll get any shit if anybody.


They were messing around with my cousins for some time after I left, that's why even if they don't remember me, I'll remember them
#29
Quote by saphrax

C) They won't remember you in a year.


You'd be surprised at how well these stupid people can remember faces.
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#31
Quote by Start A Fire
Hey pit, lemme tell you a story. I went to the UK to visit my family last year, and while hanging out with my cousins around town we kept running into packs of these kids who kept yelling at us and trying to start fights. I wanted to teach them some fucking manners but my cousins said it was a bad idea, that they'd just get their friends and nothing good would come of it, as there was like five of us and ten of them. Over the next couple of days we kept seeing them around town, and I got sick of their shit and started some fights. I left a few days later and haven't seen them since, but they know who I am and they know I'm coming back next summer. From what I hear, they like to fight in packs so, any advice? I can hold my own, but not against like, 5+ kids. And I don't feel like carrying around a blade 'cuz if I get caught I'll get sent back. By the way, they're all over town so avoiding them isn't really possible.

tl;dr: How do I deal with these stupid kids?


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#32
Quote by Greenie_777
You'd be suprised. I've seen 2-3 people beat up about 10 chavs before.


We got little be-be kids here in the states who like to talk shit and run or throw rocks and run... I just ran one down and kicked the shit out of him, they're all scared of me now. You **** one up good enough you can put the fear of god in the rest of them.
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#33
stay in the non-chav area and bring mudkipz
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#34
Quote by Start A Fire
It is just some nowhere town. I know they're wannabes, but that doesn't help when there's 10+ of them

edit: It's near one of the highest murder rated towns in Britain, or so I hear.


Take down the big cheese and they'll shit themselves and run hopefully.
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#35
Quote by rockhardmetal
Well, ya kinda asked for it, man. I mean you DID start some fights. And now, you're scared of the consequences, huh? Next time maybe you'll listen to your cousins when they give you good advice.


I never said I was scared. I just don't take shit from loud-mouthed fucks.
And I never started the fights, I just ended them
#36
Quote by saphrax
A) Chavs are stupid
B) Chavs are stupid
C) They won't remember you in a year.
D) See A and B.

It's whoever you were visiting that'll get any shit if anybody.

+1

They are too busy breeding/ lurking round markets for knock off clothing.

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#37
i live in england, just ignore them and they probably wont remember you in a year unless you like talk to them again
#38
Quote by TheSecondRaid
send out charizard and flamethrower their asses off!

NO! A water based pokemon would be much more effective given the circumstances. Send out squirtle and use bubble beam.
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#39
Quote by Surak
You'd be surprised at how well these stupid people can remember faces.

Or accents. I kinda stand out more than most over there.
#40
Learn Bas Rutten's LETHAL self defense and deliver a headbutt out of nothing. Then follow up with a livershot and put the fear of God into them.
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