#1
I really want to have steak for dinner tonight....but I have to cook it on the barbeque.

The only problem is that its 70km/h winds and snowing outside. What should I do?
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#3
Take the barbecue into a garage or something.
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#4
Indoor BBQ can kill you.

I suggest eating it raw.
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#5
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Eat some Chupa-Chups instead.


What are Chupa-Chups?
98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in your sig if you like bagels.
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#7
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Indoor BBQ can kill you.

I suggest eating it raw.


just eat something else instead TS, why don't you get a take away?

I've just realised are we picking this guys dinner for him? This is absurd.
#8
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Indoor BBQ can kill you.

I suggest eating it raw.


This.
#9
Snowing for you too, eh?

It's just starting here.
Oh no he just divided by zero again...*gets sucked into vortex*

Originally Posted by Sirwinston89
whoa man this is turning into the Dream Theater appreciation thread!!! If only every thread kicked this much ass!


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#10
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Call upon the trumpets!!!!


Bring on the trumpets!!!
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#11
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Bring on the trumpets!!!


*Plays trumpets*

... what now?
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#12
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Bring on the trumpets!!!


i feel a MEME coming on...


oh god im getting a raging clue
#13
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just eat something else instead TS, why don't you get a take away?

I've just realised are we picking this guys dinner for him? This is absurd.


So's your face


...


Seriously, TS, just do it outside, like a man.
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#14
suicide?
or oven-roast that bitch.

both good
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#17
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Eat some Chupa-Chups instead.

Don't do it, TS. Don't.

Fight your way through the snow to a restaurant and/or grill it inside and record it so we can watch your die on the internet.
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Just eat the headstock.

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#18
Why can't you grill it? Or stick it in the oven? Or hire someone to spank you until you can fry it on your arse?
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#19
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just eat something else instead TS, why don't you get a take away?

I've just realised are we picking this guys dinner for him? This is absurd.


I live in the boonies. And I don't have a car.
98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in your sig if you like bagels.
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Joe Biden's wife is a total cougar.


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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!

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#20
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So's your face


...


Seriously, TS, just do it outside, like a man.


Oi!! I'll do you outside like a man ...

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I live in the boonies. And I don't have a car.


Oh fair enough.
#21
Well, do you have a stove/oven? Then, take your steak and place it on a cookie sheet wrapped in tin foil. Set it for like 400 degrees Fahrenheit (or 205 degrees Celcius). Check your steaks every 5 minutes.
#22
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Oi!! I'll do you outside like a man ...


BAD choice of words my fellow midlander.
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He expected this.

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#23
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http://www.chupachups.com/en/

Yeah baby!


edit - seriously people watch the intro movie on the chupa-chups site and you'll realise how awesome they are.

that was the most entertaining thing ive ever watched
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#24
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Well, do you have a stove/oven? Then, take your steak and place it on a cookie sheet wrapped in tin foil. Set it for like 400 degrees Fahrenheit (or 205 degrees Celcius). Check your steaks every 5 minutes.


Yea i could do that but the ovens baking baked potatoes. So I think ill just throw on my coat and "take it like a man".

Itll be worth it.
98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in your sig if you like bagels.
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Joe Biden's wife is a total cougar.


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#25
So you're going to run a BBQ outside in the freezing cold in Canada?

Godspeed to you TS, and all who sail in you...
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#27
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Bring on the trumpets!!!


Hahahahahahahahahaha... TRUMPETS!

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BAD choice of words my fellow midlander.


Indeed. Very bad choice of words.

Just go for it and BBQ it outside
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#28
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*Plays trumpets*

... what now?


Yeah but you didn't bring them on.

Too late now, you've ruined us all.
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He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#29
Just do it in the garage.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#30
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Yeah but you didn't bring them on.

Too late now, you've ruined us all.


OH SHI-

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#31
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Oi!! I'll do you outside like a man ...



....


I'm ready for you.
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I like my women like I like my Pop-tarts : dipped in blood and covered in a gay man's feces.


This sig was too fucking big. Make it smaller next time, chief.
#32
By the way, it's abnormal to have snow this early here for us...in the Ottawa area anyway...normally we don't see snow until late november...sometimes mid-nov., sometimes early december.
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Originally Posted by Sirwinston89
whoa man this is turning into the Dream Theater appreciation thread!!! If only every thread kicked this much ass!


You're welcome
#33
Use the heat from the friction caused by griding your penis into perma-frost to warm the surrounding air.
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