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#6
that was a god damn nice car.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
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#8
Flick of the wrist.
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#10
poor car. looks like someone was more worried about ketchup spilt on his pants than staying on the road
#14
I would be laughing so hard at his stupid rich ass.
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#16
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wow, that was a nice ass car too, hope he had it insured.


i'm sure it was insured, but there's no way in hell that guy's getting it fixed/replaced without losing a TON of money.
#17
I hate when poles do that, they catch me by surprise every time.
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#18
Has anyone watched "Destroyed In Seconds" on discovery channel? Its like "and the huge explosion, *massive explosion* suprisingly, no people were injured in this horrific explosion"


Like WTF!? It was like a nuclear ****ing bomb and no1 dies

#19
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i'm sure it was insured, but there's no way in hell that guy's getting it fixed/replaced without losing a TON of money.


Hmmm if he had it insured the only money he will lose is how much more he will be paying each month for insurance now.

I don't see how the pole is undamaged it should be at least bent.
#20
What Did I Do?
You killed the Ferrari...
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#21
The car is designed to absorb as much of the impact as possible, thereby ruining the car but saving the occupants life
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#22
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No, I seriously doubt he had a $250,000 Ferrari insured. Not at all.


well you know, some people are just really really stupid. you know like the kind of peaopl who ram thier Ferraris into poles.
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#23
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The car is designed to absorb as much of the impact as possible, thereby ruining the car but saving the occupants life


No he is just lucky.

EDIT: NM another pictures from the other side and the hood only went through the middle of the sits.
Last edited by PureRockNRoll at Oct 28, 2008,
#24
What is a stobie pole?
At least they can salvage the engine
The front can become soup cans!
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#28
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Car was hungry for pole.
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#29
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What Did I Do?
You killed the Ferrari...

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#30
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#31
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Oooohhhhh yyeeeaaaaahhhhhh.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#32
Pretty sure Eric Clapton flipped a ferrari, and didn't Rowen atikinson total a maclaren f1
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#33
Quote by PureRockNRoll
No he is just lucky.

EDIT: NM another pictures from the other side and the hood only went through the middle of the sits.

No
high-end cars of the european variety (especially Mercedes) are designed to go fast and be safe at any speed

Thats why the pole suffered minimum damage: the car's design absorbed msot of the impact. Because of this, the driver survived
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#37
10 bucks says he was trying to push it and lost control. It's a sin against nature to write off a car like that!
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#38
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No
high-end cars of the european variety (especially Mercedes) are designed to go fast and be safe at any speed

Thats why the pole suffered minimum damage: the car's design absorbed msot of the impact. Because of this, the driver survived


I didn't mean they weren't made safe. Every car on the road today is "made safe". When you buy a car that goes that fast they just make them safer. The people in it still were lucky that the pole hit dead middle. If not they would likely be dead. Unless they added something in that front in hits only push stuff through the middle of the seats.
#40
Kinda reminds me of that old demotivational of that jacked up car. Something about the guy texting in the car, saying he wasn't doing anything, just driving. Fire men all around the scene and junk...

EDIT: oh, hahaha, my bad...
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