Poll: Does she count as a sex partner?
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View poll results: Does she count as a sex partner?
Yes
63 39%
No
49 30%
What is sex?
50 31%
Voters: 162.
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#1
So I hooked up with this girl at a party and we screwed but I didn't cum because she had to pee and then later I couldn't find her because she left. Now my friend says she doesn't count as a f*ck or as a sex partner because I didn't cum. Is this true?
#3
lol. I'd have to say your friend is right. I believe you have to ejaculate for it too count. Sorry TS.
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#5
i voted yes but then i read the whole thing, and im pretty sure thats a negative kill.
and you have to blow inside her, no dome, ya herd?
#7
is that the excuse she used.
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#11
She'd also have to be real for it to count as well, so sorry bro, you've got two strikes against you.
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She'd also have to be real for it to count as well, so sorry bro, you've got two strikes against you.


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ROFLMAO If she did that and this was a competition you'd see a table of judges like this: 0, 0, 1, 0, 0

If she bailed on you she decided she was totally done... and so were you.
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#16
I'm gonna go ahead and say yes. If you were inside her then I'd call it sex.

EDIT: And about her bailing... I guess I don't know what to tell you haha, sorry
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#17
It doesn't count until you've clogged her nose full with semen.

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#19
So can you enlighten us on the actual chain of events. You're doin her and she says stop she has to pee? Then you actually stop? What kind of man are you?
#21
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So can you enlighten us on the actual chain of events. You're doin her and she says stop she has to pee? Then you actually stop? What kind of man are you?

exactly, a real man would of had her going so good she wouldnt be able to control it anyway.
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#24
Quote by TheHamburglar
So I hooked up with this girl at a party and we screwed but I didn't cum because she had to pee and then later I couldn't find her because she left. Now my friend says she doesn't count as a f*ck or as a sex partner because I didn't cum. Is this true?

Ahhh! That's a phrase I haven't heard for awhile. How refreshing.
#25
This is not important. Fucking liar, TS.
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#26
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So can you enlighten us on the actual chain of events. You're doin her and she says stop she has to pee? Then you actually stop? What kind of man are you?


I was in my friend's guest room. I was doing her from behind, we changed positions, she got on top, then she said I have to go pee, put on her clothes and left. I told her I wasn't finished and she said she couldn't hold it in any longer.
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Quote by TheHamburglar
I was in my friend's guest room. I was doing her from behind, we changed positions, she got on top, then she said I have to go pee, put on her clothes and left. I told her I wasn't finished and she said she couldn't hold it in any longer.

AKA "this guys god awful"


You shoulda grabbed her by the wrist and told her if shes gotta go, then go, but you dont cut and run wen it comes to this (or doesnt come)lol
#31
Quote by TheHamburglar
I was in my friend's guest room. I was doing her from behind, we changed positions, she got on top, then she said I have to go pee, put on her clothes and left. I told her I wasn't finished and she said she couldn't hold it in any longer.



Oh man.
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#32
Quote by TheHamburglar
I was in my friend's guest room. I was doing her from behind, we changed positions, she got on top, then she said I have to go pee, put on her clothes and left. I told her I wasn't finished and she said she couldn't hold it in any longer.


Sorry buddy, there was no peeing after she left the room.

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#33
this belongs in the Relationship Thread


no wait. it belongs in the Sex Thread.


no wait. it belongs on the scrap heap. along with your dignity.
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#34
Ok, first of all, this is the fakest sounding sex story ive heard in a while, or maybe you just shockingly awful at telling them, OR maybe you havemessed up sexual experiences, anyway, you shoulda taped it, told her to pee in your mouth and put it on youtube
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#35
I once had sex with my dog... does that count as having a sexual partner? Cuz I told my friends that it did. Then they said I was gross and they kicked me in the genitals... Does it count?
#37
GTFO TheHamburglar, this thread is a waste of time even for the pit. Why does it f*cking matter whether it "counts" or not. Are you 13?
#40
lulz sounds like you had a really bad fling... I would say borderline yes..
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