#1
#10 "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Ozbourne
I think that this song has good guitar and bass parts but Ozzy just souds crazy ( no pun intended ).

#9 "Through the Fire and the Flames" by Dragonforce
I love the song but it just can not be human. The rifts are too fast and the song is freakishly long.

#8 "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC
This shows how Angus can be strange with his guitar parts. Great songs, but there are better.

#7 "Number of the Beast" by Iron Madin
Well, I like it and that's all that matters.

#6 "Lay Down" By Priestess Way
heavy metal (somewhat). The rhythm guitar is the lead singer. That dosen't happen much.

#5 "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'n'Roses
It was there Ist song song done by them. Steven Alder wrote it, according to the greatist hits cd.

#4 "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovie
It uses creative and jumpy parts in it. I like it because it uses rock n roll as well as common brain power (Compare to som crazy songs )

#3 "Seven Nation Army" by The Whight Sripes
Great bass line that is fun to play. It has a wierd Youtube video ( if you can go on Youtube ). If you can listen to it you will see what i mean.

#2 "Paint it Black" by the Rolling Stones
Paint it Black is a song that is a classic. The Rolling Stones are the best of rock.The fact of that alone almost them the best. If you have NEVER heard of them look them up on Google or Youtube.

Finally, the best song I know is
#1 "ROCKET QUEEN" BY THE GUNS' N ROSES!!!!!!
I love this song because it has a voicebox, solo and a history. This is the song that the ST. Leiws Riot started on. Axl Rose, lead singer, jumped into the crowd to take a camra that secuity wouldn't deal with. When he got on stage he said " Thanks to the @#%^&* security, I'm goin' home. But other than that, it is a good song "

This s an article that was posted in my school newspaper. I personally hate it. There are numerous misspelling and bad information. For example: If there are "better" songs than You Shook Me, why is it on your freakin' list. And Angus Young is the most generic guitar player ever. The guitarist is the rhythm guitarist ALL THE TIME, Priestess isn't heavy metal. Welcome To The Jungle wasn't the first Guns N Roses song, and Steven Adler Didn't write it. WTF is this "common brain power" he speaks of in the Bon Jovi song? "The fact of that alone almost them the best" makes no sense. Finally this list is total shit.

Sorry I am whining I was just really annoyed by this article .
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#3
.... oh wow.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#4
Wow thats incredibly awful
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"...Angus can be strange with his guitar parts..."

The hell?
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#6
Words cannot describe how horrible this is.
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#7
Was this guy on crack? He clearly very lil bout rock, heavy metal, or hard rock. He's prolly gay & listens to Mariah Carey and says "Fabulous" all the time. ****in weirdass writer!

Edit: I banged my head against the keyboard when I read that "The Rolling Stones are the best of rock. That alone makes them the best." ****in moron has no idea how ****in simple the Stones's songs are to play! Damn idiot! He should go die somewhere for his stupidity! And have the shit beat outta him by Satan! And be resureccted to start the whole process over again! Damn ****in moronic son of a bitch idiot shithead!!!!

Sorry, he jus really pisses me off cuz he's so ****in ignorant!
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"...Angus can be strange with his guitar parts..."

The hell?

I agree 100%.
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#10
are you 10 years old?

i have to assume you are, because i cant imagine someone on your school paper could be older than 10 and still write that.
#11
More like pre-school paper!

ololol!


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#12
ahahahaha i couldn't even finish it, i was dyin haha
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#13
i think its awesome you obviously dont know much about music young man.
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are you 10 years old?

i have to assume you are, because i cant imagine someone on your school paper could be older than 10 and still write that.

Dude, it's the US. This is like college level stuff for us.

What was the topic of the essay (if you can even call it that)? I'm guessing his favorite songs or something. It's hard to tell, though.
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My high school newspaper >>>>>>>>> your high school newspaper.

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Was this guy on crack? He clearly very lil bout rock, heavy metal, or hard rock. He's prolly gay & listens to Mariah Carey and says "Fabulous" all the time. ****in weirdass writer!

Edit: I banged my head against the keyboard when I read that "The Rolling Stones are the best of rock. That alone makes them the best." ****in moron has no idea how ****in simple the Stones's songs are to play! Damn idiot! He should go die somewhere for his stupidity! And have the shit beat outta him by Satan! And be resureccted to start the whole process over again! Damn ****in moronic son of a bitch idiot shithead!!!!

Sorry, he jus really pisses me off cuz he's so ****in ignorant!

Simple =/= bad. Some of the best riffs are the simplest.
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#6 "Lay Down" By Priestess Way
heavy metal (somewhat). The rhythm guitar is the lead singer. That dosen't happen much.

#5 "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'n'Roses
It was there Ist song song done by them. Steven Alder wrote it, according to the greatist hits cd.


wat

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Was this guy on crack? He clearly very lil bout rock, heavy metal, or hard rock. He's prolly gay & listens to Mariah Carey and says "Fabulous" all the time. ****in weirdass writer!

Edit: I banged my head against the keyboard when I read that "The Rolling Stones are the best of rock. That alone makes them the best." ****in moron has no idea how ****in simple the Stones's songs are to play! Damn idiot! He should go die somewhere for his stupidity! And have the shit beat outta him by Satan! And be resureccted to start the whole process over again! Damn ****in moronic son of a bitch idiot shithead!!!!

Sorry, he jus really pisses me off cuz he's so ****in ignorant!


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"The rhythm guitar is the lead singer. That dosen't happen much."

Right...
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#19
This s an article that was posted in my school newspaper. I personally hate it. There are numerous misspelling and bad information. For example: If there are "better" songs than You Shook Me, why is it on your freakin' list. And Angus Young is the most generic guitar player ever. The guitarist is the rhythm guitarist ALL THE TIME, Priestess isn't heavy metal. Welcome To The Jungle wasn't the first Guns N Roses song, and Steven Adler Didn't write it. WTF is this "common brain power" he speaks of in the Bon Jovi song? "The fact of that alone almost them the best" makes no sense. Finally this list is total shit.


1.im guessing you would have to put YSMANL as #8 if there are better songs, right?
2.angus young the most generic guitarist ever? not quite
3. in the article, priestess was listed as 'heavy metal (somewhat)' you need to read the article more carefully.
4. i think the writer meant to say that welcome to the jungle was the 1st MAJOR song by them.
5. you left out the fact that a dragonforce song was in the top 10, and that it makes you want to punch a human baby in the face

think before you post

P.S: i do think its funny that half of these songs are on guitar hero
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P.S: i do think its funny that half of these songs are on guitar hero


Coincidence that a list created by a complete n00b features mostly guitar hero songs? I think not.
#21
Lol The white stripes song seven nation army doesn't future bass. It's a guitar with octaver noobish noob.

And dragonforce music is indeed not human. Since herman bi = a human and can't play it. Thus proving only computers can play it.

Ozzy osbourne is crazy. that's why he;s ozzy and not some pop artist.

Judas Priest has 2 lead guitarists go wank.


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This s an article that was posted in my school newspaper. I personally hate it. There are numerous misspelling and bad information. For example: If there are "better" songs than You Shook Me, why is it on your freakin' list. And Angus Young is the most generic guitar player ever. The guitarist is the rhythm guitarist ALL THE TIME, Priestess isn't heavy metal. Welcome To The Jungle wasn't the first Guns N Roses song, and Steven Adler Didn't write it. WTF is this "common brain power" he speaks of in the Bon Jovi song? "The fact of that alone almost them the best" makes no sense. Finally this list is total shit.



1.im guessing you would have to put YSMANL as #8 if there are better songs, right?
2.angus young the most generic guitarist ever? not quite
3. in the article, priestess was listed as 'heavy metal (somewhat)' you need to read the article more carefully.
4. i think the writer meant to say that welcome to the jungle was the 1st MAJOR song by them.
5. you left out the fact that a dragonforce song was in the top 10, and that it makes you want to punch a human baby in the face

think before you post

P.S: i do think its funny that half of these songs are on guitar hero



1. Still if it's in his top songs of all time then there shouldn't be anything that makes him say "there are better"
2. o no an opinion!!1
3. I read the somewhat. They just aren't heavy metal at all though.
4. That's probably right.
5. I agree
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He's prolly gay & listens to Mariah Carey and says "Fabulous" all the time. ****in weirdass writer!


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#28
as someone who served as editor of the school publication while in highschool, i laugh at this kid's fail to write a decent article. i'm with you, TS.

i'm also pretty sure each of the songs is from guitar hero or a band on guitar hero, no?
#30
I used to be the music/arts/culture editor for my uni paper. I'd have published this article just for the lolz.
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#31
and the song is freakishly long.


Somebody show this kid six degrees of inner turbulence.

he's a retard. dragonforce is by no means the best around, skillwise. neither do they have "freakishly long" songs. fu*king tard.
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alright, i'm reposting the article with my comments in red.


#10 "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Ozbourne
I think that this song has good guitar and bass parts but Ozzy just souds crazy ( no pun intended ).

#9 "Through the Fire and the Flames" by Dragonforce
I love the song but it just can not be human. The rifts are too fast and the song is freakishly long.

#8 "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC
This shows how Angus can be strange with his guitar parts. Great songs, but there are better.

#7 "Number of the Beast" by Iron Madin
Well, I like it and that's all that matters. (In a news article, the writer's opinion isn't the only thing which matters. Even editorials need supporting information)

#6 "Lay Down" By Priestess Way
heavy metal (somewhat). The rhythm guitar is the lead singer. That dosen't happen much. (Actually, it almost ALWAYS happens)

#5 "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'n'Roses
It was there 1st song done by them. Steven Alder wrote it, according to the greatist hits cd. ("It was there 1st song done by them" is redundant, "there 1st" should be their first.)

#4 "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovie
It uses creative and jumpy parts in it. I like it because it uses rock n roll as well as common brain power (Compare to som crazy songs ) (Bon Jovi, Rock 'n' Roll, Compared to some crazy songs, and what the hell does common brain power have to do with anything?)

#3 "Seven Nation Army" by The Whight Sripes
Great bass line that is fun to play. It has a wierd Youtube video ( if you can go on Youtube ). If you can listen to it you will see what i mean. (White Stripes, and i would have put "It has a great bass line which is fun to play. There is a weird Youtube video (www.youtube.com). Good news writers never assume that the readers know what the writer is talking about. Always provide information.
#2 "Paint it Black" by the Rolling Stones
Paint it Black is a song that is a classic. The Rolling Stones are the best of rock.The fact of that alone almost them the best. If you have NEVER heard of them look them up on Google or Youtube. (If the Stones are the best, why aren't they #1? And good writers don't ask readers to look beyond the newspaper; there should be a story writtin on the Rolling Stones explaining who they are and why they are "The BEST")

Finally, the best song I know is
#1 "ROCKET QUEEN" BY THE GUNS' N ROSES!!!!!!
I love this song because it has a voicebox, solo and a history. This is the song that the ST. Leiws Riot started on. Axl Rose, lead singer, jumped into the crowd to take a camra that secuity wouldn't deal with. When he got on stage he said " Thanks to the @#%^&* security, I'm goin' home. But other than that, it is a good song " (If I were this kid's editor, I would say "I'm not gonna bother pointing out the spelling and grammatical errors, rewrite it yourself")


I also am interested in how the school paper looks if the editor let this piece of stink get published.
#34
Oh God....so many youtube and google references...it hurts


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Oh...and what pun is he talking about in reference to Crazy Train?
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#36
I think he means that Ozzy Osbourne is crazy.
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#37
Worst one I ever encountered, I didn't read the article because the headline was enough already:

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