#1
I was out at a restaurant on a date, and had to go take a leak.
So I'm standing there bleeding the lizard and this really greasy guy in a suit with long hair comes in and starts doing his business in the urinal right beside me....out of all of the other ones that are free he picks the one next to mine. I finish first and go to wash my hands. While I'm soaping em up, he finishes and comes to the sinks, where stares at himself in the mirror for a few seconds then rubs his hands through his hair. After which his hair looked a wet.Then he walks out in an arrogant stride without washing his hands. I felt sorry for the person sharing bread with him.
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#4
I think he just wanted us to know he was on a date.
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#5
I beg to differ. So some people have terrible hygiene, it's not like this is something we haven't all found out on our own. No-one cares about your useless personal anecdote.
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I think he just wanted us to know he was on a date.


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#8
So you're telling me I can't get away with just not peeing on my hands?
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So you're telling me I can't get away with just not peeing on my hands?

If anything, this shows that you can...I didn't say "Hey ****er, was you hands."
All it tells you is that someone might decide to randomly post on a forum that you like you use piss as nail gloss.
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I beg to differ. So some people have terrible hygiene, it's not like this is something we haven't all found out on our own. No-one cares about your useless personal anecdote.


BUT HE WAS ON A DATE
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#11
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If anything, this shows that you can...I didn't say "Hey ****er, was you hands."
All it tells you is that someone might decide to randomly post on a forum that you like you use piss as nail gloss.



I was kinda joking...

Not kinda as in like half joke half truth...

But kinda as in actually...
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#12
Your penis is actually one of the cleanest parts of your body. Technically it would be smarter to wash your hands then take a leak. Unless of course he pissed all over his hands then thats gross

Edit: Actually piss is suppose to be sterile so its not really that bad
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I was kinda joking...

Not kinda as in like half joke half truth...

But kinda as in actually...


Yea...same....thought you would have seen piss nail glass as the tip of the Ice berg. Guess you need a joke to kick in the nuts in order to notice it.
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#15
I frequently smear my faces with faeces. Got a problem?
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
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I frequently smear my faces with faeces. Got a problem?


Your faces? Just out of interest dann_blood, how many faces do you have?
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Your faces? Just out of interest dann_blood, how many faces do you have?


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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
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#20
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I believe if you read what you quoted, you'd have a little revelation.


You believed wrong my friend. I'm aware of the pun, I was just joking about the connotation.
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Your faces? Just out of interest dann_blood, how many faces do you have?


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