#1
i was screwing this guy at a party, i think he was a virgin, but anyway,
we were ****ing, and i was almost laughing.
this kid was terrible, he was doing me from behind, making cowboy noises, it was so bad, that when we changed positions, i was almost pissing myself i was trying so hard not to laugh.

i just had to get up and go to the toilet, it was horrific.
after i was done, i decided not to go back, not back to that.

some of my friends said he was looking for me, so i hightailed it outta there, but hes tried to add my myspace, what should i do?
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#2
Lead him on... I've heard rumours he wants to see you again Just to make sure he can chalk one up on the board, so to speak
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#3
give him my myspace
edit:
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wait you are a girl right?
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#5
if we stop here this can remain hilarious.

no threads like "so like i'm a toilet and some chick used me muttering how bad this kid was at making sexy to me"

and trust me, he still is a virgin.
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#6
...make cowgirl noises?
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#7
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Lead him on... I've heard rumours he wants to see you again Just to make sure he can chalk one up on the board, so to speak

i know! he didnt even cum, it was like getting slapped/stabbed with a warm sea cucumber...
but, probably just a sea cuber...
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#8
i was all excited thinking you were going to be some hot aussie chick.

eh. either don't add him and he'll feel retarded, but learn from it, or add him and don't be friendly. at all. it'll take longer for him to get the idea.
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some of my friends said he was looking for me, so i hightailed it outta there, but hes tried to add my myspace, what should i do?


Rejecting someone on Myspace is the ultimate bitchslap. It's worse than raping them and killing them in the face.
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Rejecting someone on Myspace is the ultimate bitchslap. It's worse than raping them and killing them in the face.




when you go into "sent friend requests" it seriously says like "awaiting approval from..."

like a beauty pageant or something.
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#12
i think I'll deny, and then tell him to add my tranny uncle/aunt from texas...
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#13
cowboy noises lmaooo he has seen to many porn lolol

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when you go into "sent friend requests" it seriously says like "awaiting approval from..."

like a beauty pageant or something.


when it says that everytime I go there my face is like this:
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when you go into "sent friend requests" it seriously says like "awaiting approval from..."

like a beauty pageant or something.


The suspense is terrible. It's like 'waiting for this person to decide whether you're an asshat or not. Currently-outlook is bleak...'
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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The suspense is terrible. It's like 'waiting for this person to decide whether you're an asshat or not. Currently-outlook is bleak...'


Dude that sucks and all that, but TS got done from behind by a cowboy; Show some love.

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Dude that sucks and all that, but TS got done from behind by a cowboy; Show some love.


What do you want me to do? Strap on some spurs and show him my wild frontier?

Hmm....
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#18
least he didnt use a whip, should be thankful for that
that and my weak bladder
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#19
You should have pissed on him, spice things up a bit.
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