#1
Long story cut short - I want to inflict some comical revenge upon a mate of mine. Just cause him a bit of embarrassment - I’ve already decided on what its going to be, but I need some help on the detail.

Me and another mate are going to nick his phone when he’s not aware. I’m going to Bluetooth his phone a short but embarrassing sound clip (that'll play on a loop for about 30 seconds at least) and we’ll then make it his text message jingle. Then, later on in class, one of us will text him - and hopefully hilarity will ensue.

My problem is, what do I put in the jingle? Porn sounds? Something hideously unsuitable?

… my only decent idea so far…

Check this at 1.18 onwards...
"Bitch I Live in a ****ing Trash Can!" ...

Just think that would be quite funny.

What other sound clips could I use? (I can record them myself, so anything streamable in firefox is usable to me)...

#3
On some track I downloaded (naughty me, I know) at the end some guy shouts "HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! ...it is my professional judgement that you have gotten owned"

I think it was called "Demise" by Angels and Airwaves.
#5
have a sound clip of Dom Jolly from trigger happy tv

"HELLO!!!! NO, IM ON A BOAT IN HOLLAND!! NO, HOLLAND!!!"

it will result in a humorous explosion of semen from his penz0r
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#6
Mmm. Animal porn.

But say it in a British accent.

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#8
Make it a clip of High Pitch eric.
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