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#1
im 18
i got a notice i had to today

im going to do anything possible not to


anyone know any loop holes?
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#3
You have to register, if you're in the US.

You're not going to get drafted.
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#4
America still make you register, and even I had to as a British citizen who's a permanent resident. SO loop holes aren't looking good, haha.

Pissed me off.
#5
Well you don't have to register but if you don't you can't get any student loans and there is a lot of other issues you'll have to deal with. Basically you will be a third class citizen. Just do it. Every man has to. pansy jk
#6
The US still drafts people into the military?!
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#7
Start building up your conscientious objector file.
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#8
Just register. You can dodge later.

Registering for selective service means nothing, except you won't get arrested. Now you better be registered to vote, that is important!
#9
Besides, if they do reinstate the draft, you just move to another country for a while. =P

Or in my case, escape back to the motherland.
#11
You have to sign up or you face jail time. Go ahead and be a dunce and ignore it...
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#12
Move to China and live with the locals, learn their language and culture, then when the U.S authorities come looking you won't speak a word of English anymore, making you effectively useless for the military.

Case closed.
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The US still drafts people into the military?!

No but they do require you to register.

Loophole=Canada.
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No but they do require you to register.

Loophole=Canada.
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anyone know any loop holes?


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#19
How creepy/worrying
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Oh Canada!!!!
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#22
touche


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just sign up, it's not a big deal.

Exactly. You'll get arrested if you don't. Nothing happens if you do.
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#25
its not creepy or worrying. Its been in effect since the world wars you morons.
#26
as somebody else said, the US isnt drafting but they require males above age 18 to register for the Selective Service, but you won't get drafted, at least not until a new war starts. After you register, then if you still don't want to be drafted: Join a muslim mosque so you can file as a CO
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as somebody else said, the US isnt drafting but they require males above age 18 to register for the Selective Service, but you won't get drafted, at least not until a new war starts. After you register, then if you still don't want to be drafted: Join a muslim mosque so you can file as a CO

Screw that, I'm going to Canada. Mes classes de francais du high school ftw
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#28
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The US draft ended in 1974. However the selective service commission was required to maintain a list of draft eligible individuals in case a draft became necessary in the future.
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it existed for hundreds of yeras as a dish for poor folk and now it's just frickin tasty!
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#30
Three words: "I am gay."
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#31
Everyone has to register for selective service. It's illegal not to. It doesn't mean you're going to be automatically drafted into the military. It means that if they ever need to draft people they can get your happy ass in there. I don't even know why people are worried about a draft, though. We're not immersed in a huge war and on top of that, starting a draft is a long, drawn out process. The President doesn't just decide to start one out of the blue.
#32
You are just registering, you aren't going to be drafted right away. When the time comes that you are going to be drafted then:

1. Move.
2. Get a reason why you aren't viable for military service. A positive drug test or history of serious illness or violence/crime or another reason will suffice I imagine.
3. Dodge it.
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2. Get a reason why you aren't viable for military service. A positive drug test or history of serious illness or violence/crime or another reason will suffice I imagine.


Actually thats a pretty good one.

I have an Israeli friend who managed to avoid compulsory national service because of a failed drugs test due to all the herb he smokes...
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Actually thats a pretty good one.

I have an Israeli friend who managed to avoid compulsory national service because of a failed drugs test due to all the herb he smokes...

There you go. If the same applies then TS your problem is solved. Not like it was that much of a problem anyway. .. .. .. . .. glad we don't have this shit over here
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#35
Wait what? I'm over 18 and hasn't seen anything about a draft letter...

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#36
****IN' PANZY!!! Shit people like you are the reason why we have the draft ****in' cowards who are scared of gettin' killed. ****in' war is a part of life and it's never going to go away. Get over just sign up if you get drafted that be amazing.

You could say you're gay, then they might not take you...
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#37
it's called the Selective Service program or something, i had to fill the forms last year. if i remember right, and 18 year-old male must fill it out before being eligible for financial aid. so if you plan on going to college, you gotta do it.

but there's never going to be a draft from how i see it.

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i have a friend who is 19, hasn't registered and is gay. he's mentioned it to a city official who reminded him to sign up, but he still has to fill out the information.

being gay will keep you from being drafted (unless it's changed in the future) but you STILL have to sign up for the Selective Service.
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#38
I never got anything about registering for the draft. I guess i lucked out lol.
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Wait what? I'm over 18 and hasn't seen anything about a draft letter...

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I never got anything about registering for the draft. I guess i lucked out lol.


It's because there is no draft right now. Anyone who tells you otherwise is an idiot. Being drafted and registering for selective service are two different things. When you're drafted you get a letter saying you've been drafted. Registering for selective service is something you have to do yourself.
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Screw that, I'm going to Canada. Mes classes de francais du high school ftw


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