Poll: Inhabit the intenetz?
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View poll results: Inhabit the intenetz?
Sure.
27 30%
Not so sure.
64 70%
Voters: 91.
#1
I am really frustrated at my human form. I wish there was a way I could be digitized and able to travel freely on the internet. I already spend tens of hours daily online, why not make this permanent?

If such a technology existed I would be the first one to jump on the bandwagon. To get rid of my filthy bodily needs and become a cybernetic organism with unlimited knowledge and power.

Let the voting begin.
#2
Quote by Alex Zyka
I am really frustrated at my human form. I wish there was a way I could be digitized and able to travel freely on the internet. I already spend tens of hours daily online, why not make this permanent?

If such a technology existed I would be the first one to jump on the bandwagon. To get rid of my filthy bodily needs and become a cybernetic organism with unlimited knowledge and power.

Let the voting begin.

Yeah, you could become gay porn.
#3
Shut up...
"We must become members of a new race, overcoming petty prejudice, owing our ultimate allegiance not to nations, but to our fellow men within the human community."
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#4
It would be quite cool

But you can't beat a good dump
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#5
I'd spend all my time on porn sites.

Although that isn't any different from me anyway.
#6
No, I'd just get a virus and have all kinds of pop-ups when I didn't want them.
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#7
Does that mean I could live in Redtube? c00l
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#9
Quote by NKF176
Yeah, you could become gay porn.


one post in and he's already been owned, nice work. Oh and no I wouldn't do it.
#10
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Does that mean I could live in Redtube? c00l

Interactive Redtube.
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at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#11
nah i woulden't do it unless i could use the internet to go back to 1979 and start a thrash metal band before metallica
#12
You realise the internet isn't actually made up of hot porn and all that, right? You'd just be inhabiting lines and lines of code.

Which is just as well, you don't want to get stuck in a system crash and end up inhabiting goatse...
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#13
Kind of sad that anyone would choose that, really.
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#14
Quote by Kensai
No, I'd just get a virus and have all kinds of pop-ups when I didn't want them.



Bit like puberty, really.
#15
Quote by Cultlife
Bit like puberty, really.


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#16
Seek help.
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#17
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You got viruses causing erection problems in your puberty?
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#20
Quote by Kensai
You got viruses causing erection problems in your puberty?


lol wut? you dident? everyone dose. if you dont it could cause severe dissfunction in later life that dosent couse you to fire blanks, no it couses you to fire staples and pins, and after five years of that your head asplodes.


unlucky you.
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#21
Quote by sirrjj
lol wut? you dident? everyone dose. if you dont it could cause severe dissfunction in later life that dosent couse you to fire blanks, no it couses you to fire staples and pins, and after five years of that your head asplodes.


unlucky you.


No, my puberty was caused by hormones and not a virus.

You should have that checked out, sonny boy.

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Watch Lawnmower man to know why it wouldn't be a very good idea.


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#22
There are pros and cons...

Pros:
Boom headshot
Respawn

Cons:
Being told my penis needs enlargement every 5 seconds (stop reminding me!)
Nubs

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#23
Quote by Kensai
No, my puberty was caused by hormones and not a virus.

You should have that checked out, sonny boy.


it was checked out, what world do you live in.

puberty caused by hormones i laugh at you and your crazy shinanigans.
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#24
Yeah, it would be extremely cool if we could browse the net that way, but man, living in the internet? No thanks.
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#25
havent you seen that Chappelle show episode, "if the internet was a real place."

The scene was a mall.
There were stores for everything, and those boutiques in the middle are like advertising pop ups. And you can get anything, but once you walk to the bad side, it keeps getting freakier and freakier. And the internet chatroom he was talking to some girl that turned out to be a guy.
It was just funny.
#27
Hell no haven't you seen the Chappelle's show where the internet was real? Lmao

Tell me why I had to be a powerslave
I dont wanna die, Im a god, why cant I live on?
When the life giver dies, all around is laid to waste.
And in my last hour,
Im a slave to the power of death


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#28
Spambusters B*tch! Lmfao

Tell me why I had to be a powerslave
I dont wanna die, Im a god, why cant I live on?
When the life giver dies, all around is laid to waste.
And in my last hour,
Im a slave to the power of death


Member Of The Jagermeister Fan Club
#31
Quote by Kensai
No, I'd just get a virus and have all kinds of pop-ups when I didn't want them.

At my age I'd be happy to have a pop-up.
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#32
That would be kinda cool, so yeah.

(Wait.. would there still be hugs? )
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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