#1
in one of my classes we're having to make a skit.
like, halloween based. well actually, anything really.
just not vulgar, obviously.

but anyways, after we come up with an idea, we have to add sound effects and do the music and ish like that.
sooo, i figured i'd ask the pit. seeing as how they can always come up with unique and funny things.


so, any ideas?
#4
Do a visual interpretation of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImnMucno1ew
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#7
Parody of rape
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#8
Quote by crank it becca.
godDAMN people like you annoy the **** out of me.
for real.


??
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#11
Quote by crank it becca.
its a short play :|


Now that wasn't so hard was it? -.-


Reinact the final scene in Titanic. Just swap some stuff 'round.
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#12
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Now that wasn't so hard was it? -.-


Reinact the final scene in Titanic. Just swap some stuff 'round.

ehhh, it has to be something like a full class can do.
and stuff like that.

and plus, i dont have a boat
#13
I didn't know what a skit was either, sorry for being stupid.
Also, 'A Day In The Life Of The Pit'
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#14
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I didn't know what a skit was either, sorry for being stupid.
Also, 'A Day In The Life Of The Pit'

He will need plenty of people to ask for sauce
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#16
Quote by crank it becca.
ehhh, it has to be something like a full class can do.
and stuff like that.

and plus, i dont have a boat


You should do something about Chav Vs. Society and completely slate off chavs. And make sure they all get executed at the end for being the scumbags of the earth.
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#17
We did something like this.

We did a thing with 2 trick or treaters going to 'doors' and 'knocking' at them (us standing with our backs to audience). On hearing the knock, we open the door and act as a celebrity or stereotype completely improvised.

It came with some funny results!
#19
Do a visualisation of the Monster Mash.
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#20
Quote by crank it becca.
godDAMN people like you annoy the **** out of me.
for real.

You need to remember that we have brits, americans, and many other nationalities in the pit. Not all of em know wat a skit is.
#21
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You need to remember that we have brits, americans, and many other nationalities in the pit. Not all of em know wat a skit is.


It's true. In swedish, "skit" means "shit" or "faeces" so some people might get really turned on confused.
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#22
Quote by crank it becca.
i'm not a he. HA

then tack an S on the beginning and while you're at it, ask for sauce! you'll need to be used to using "sauce?" like the word "like" in order to do a visual of "a day in the life of the pit"
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#23
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then tack an S on the beginning and while you're at it, ask for sauce! you'll need to be used to using "sauce?" like the word "like" in order to do a visual of "a day in the life of the pit"



haha?
#24
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haha?

I dunno... I'm bored and really am going around being the guy with nothing important to say trying to get sigged... I phale, but anyways... a day in the life of /b/ might be better understood.
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#25
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It's true. In swedish, "skit" means "shit" or "faeces" so some people might get really turned on .



you had it right the first time.
#26
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I dunno... I'm bored and really am going around being the guy with nothing important to say trying to get sigged... I phale, but anyways... a day in the life of /b/ might be better understood.

i just didn't get it. :/
#27
idk..i just want to throw a 'thats what she said' in there a couple times.


but, i'm not the most creative person in the world.
so i cant really think of anything.
#28
If you did some plays before in your class, here's a thought:

Redo one, but have everyone dressed-up like zombies. And have them say the words as slow and deep-throated as possible. Best would be something serious, like Romeo and Juliet, to create a funny contrast.

It's cheap and easy to dress up as a zombie. Circle your eyes and mouth with charcoal and get some used clothes and tear them up.