#1
Hey guys.. i just got my sisters boyfriend mobile number and was thinking of some harrasing/hilarious texts to send him - nothing too harsh.. i just want to be a little harsh/funny/embarrasing whatever.. any suggestions? dont let me down pit!
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#3
Small dick jokes.
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#6
"Stay away from my sister or I will castrate you"
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#8
Tell him you've been thinking about him and you just have to let him know that you have feelings for him.
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#10
Hi. I know loads of people have probably asked you this already, but in the off chance you have said no, i was wondering if i could borrow your face for halloween?






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#11
"Yeah, I'd love to meet up again. Remember, do NOT tell *insert sisters boyfriends name* though. Look forward to it

xxx"


ha, I'm such a bastard


EDIT: yeah, you have to do this off your sisters phone >_>
#12
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"Yeah, I'd love to meet up again. Remember, do NOT tell *insert sisters boyfriends name* though. Look forward to it

xxx"


ha, I'm such a bastard


EDIT: yeah, you have to do this off your sisters phone >_>

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#13
"I can feel you from miles away. You have positive sexual energy."

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"Your smile is like a vagina."

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And, of course...

"OMG IZ GONNA RAPE j00!"
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#14
call him an assing fuc khole. its like fuc king asshole, but not.

or text him at like 6:30 in the morning and tell him you like the cologne hes wearing today
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