it looks like theyre having a great time
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what? what are they doing?

killing is my business... and business is good
I failed to understand the meaning in that.
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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!

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They're in love!

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what? what are they doing?

He's getting a handjob.
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He's getting a handjob.

while losing his dayjob


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