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#1
So like 3 people i know are going trick or treating and I already told them that I am going with them.
Now one of my best friends wants me to go with him(Which i want to)so how can I tell the other 3 that I cant go with them so I can go with my best friend?

I need a good excuse.

Oh and these people are really pushy so thier gonna ask alot of questions on why I cant go with them.
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#2
just say that they're not cool enough and you'd rather go begging for food with your cool friend
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#3
"I want to go with my best friend, not you guys. I'm sorry, but he doesnt have anyone else to go with, and he lives at the otherside of town."

works every time.
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#7
Or you can just have the three of them fight to the death and who's ever alive you go trick or ****ing with.
#9
i would say that your parents want you to go to a family party thing and have your parents (if their cool enough) go along with it
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#11
"Something suddenly came up."
Works every time.


Or take the pussy way out and tell them "my best friend asked first, then canceled, so i agreed to go with you guys, but then he said it worked out, so im going with him."
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#12
Wait until they come looking for you to leave and you and your best friend come out of the front door saying "that was the best fapping session we've ever had!"

that could clear a room
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#14
leave a not saying you've been kidnapped or died or something, go trick or treating with your friend, then a couple days later see your friends again and scare them, then say "Happy halloween!"
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#16
tell them the truth. for it shall set you...forget it. Just tell them you can't make it. And if they ask questions tell them to mind their own business.
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#17
just say that you're gay and they wont wanna go with you anymore
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leave a not saying you've been kidnapped or died or something, go trick or treating with your friend, then a couple days later see your friends again and scare them, then say "Happy halloween!"


Best so far

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#20
tell them ur too old for halloween
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#21
tell them that you have come down with a case of diaveetus and that if you go with them, you'll be around too much sugar, thus sending you into a diabetic coma.

That'll show your sheer badassery and the fact that youre too good for them
#23
tell them to **** off if they don't like it. It's called best friend for a reason.
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#25
"Sorry, turns out I have to hit puberty that night."


...Seriously, trick or treating? Who does that over the age of 12?
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#26
Tell em your going with your other friend?? lol
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#27
Tell them you've got chronic diarrhea.

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#28
Your 16. Your friends are 16. Tell them they you've realized that Trick or Treating at that age is pathetic. And your not going with any of them.

Problem Solved.
#30
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Your 16. Your friends are 16. Tell them they you've realized that Trick or Treating at that age is pathetic. And your not going with any of them.

Problem Solved.


No it's not
#31
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It really is.

Get drunk like a normal teenager.
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It really is.

Get drunk like a normal teenager.


Well, I'm not going trick-or-treating this year, but I did last year, and I was 16 then.
I do both though, it's just that I couldn't drink last Halloween as it was a wednesday and I had school that day after; I saved the drinking for the Halloween parties that friday and saturday
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Well, I'm not going trick-or-treating this year, but I did last year, and I was 16 then.
I do both though, it's just that I couldn't drink last Halloween as it was a wednesday and I had school that day after; I saved the drinking for the Halloween parties that friday and saturday


You're pretty much redeemed. But still, trick or treating at 16 really shouldn't be acceptable.
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#34
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Well, I'm not going trick-or-treating this year, but I did last year, and I was 16 then.
I do both though, it's just that I couldn't drink last Halloween as it was a wednesday and I had school that day after; I saved the drinking for the Halloween parties that friday and saturday

suspic..
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Your 16. Your friends are 16. Tell them they you've realized that Trick or Treating at that age is pathetic. And your not going with any of them.

Problem Solved.

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#37
Whatever happen to just telling the truth... I mean there is 3 of them going together already you don't want your best bro to have to go by himself.
#38
Tell them your parents are forcing you to go with the other friend because your parents and their parents are good friends
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#39
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tell them that you have come down with a case of diaveetus and that if you go with them, you'll be around too much sugar, thus sending you into a diabetic coma.

That'll show your sheer badassery and the fact that youre too good for them


You can't pass out from having to much sugar. A Diabetic coma is when you take medicine that drops your blood sugar and don't eat anything with sugar and dropping your sugar to low.

Most people around 60-70 start feeling it getting low.

Around 40 you start being like your high.

Around 30 you likely will start feeling like your on shrooms or acid.

Around 20 or so you will pass out, your veins will start to collapse making it impossible to get an IV in. You then die.
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"Sorry, turns out I have to hit puberty that night."


...Seriously, trick or treating? Who does that over the age of 12?

Me. Passionately. I plan on trick-or-treating until I start getting turned down, at which point I'll get a kid and take him or her and then steal their candy.

Seriously, it's free candy and an excuse to dress like a slut!
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