#1
So I asked for halloween off two weeks ago, and they scheduled me anyway from 4 to 10 (I'll still get to party, but I'm upset nonetheless). I went to Wal*Mart today and made a costume out of clearance items and borrowed clothes from girls I know. So yeah, I'm gonna be Hannah Montana for a few hours on halloween to get back at my boss.

To make this thread worthwhile, what are some things you've done at work to get back at your boss?

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Last edited by Sid McCall at Oct 30, 2008,
#2
If i were you, i'd be a male stripper instead. Wear a bow tie and a thong.
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#4
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Oh, and I'm straight.


Me too.


Meet me in the parking lot behind Wal-mart at 10 on halloween.


But seriously, that just screams "INSECURE".
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#5
Well obviously i can't link you to the video but Steve-O masturbated onto the Jackass producers phone and keyboard in his office

Do this.
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#6
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Oh, and I'm straight.



Someone has yet to come out of the closet....


And it's actually a pretty funny idea. Just try not to get fired

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#7
i got back at my boss by quitting a day before the weekend when she really needed me to be there to work, and I called at an ungodly hour. **** the 2 weeks notice. The bitch deserved it. Now she only has 4 employees b/c after quit 3 others followed suit. I set a good example what can i say.
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#8
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Someone has yet to come out of the closet....


And it's actually a pretty funny idea. Just try not to get fired

Well, people quit there like every other day. I'm one of the only people who still works there that did in September. So I can basically do anything I want because they know I'm not gonna quit any time soon.
Telecaster - SG - Jaguar
Princeton Reverb, Extra Reverb
P-Bass - Mustang Bass
Apogee Duet 2 - Ableton Suite
#9
Can they give you a shift if you ask for it off? Are you employed on a part-time basis, or like a casual??
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#10
just burn the whole place down like this guy

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#11
if u have long hair then be slash
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i could see that being liek a sign at an entrace to a theme park ,"remember to always be safe dont litter and remember to have a nice day in my pants!"

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#12
^ My hair is very short, my friend is being slash, and I never even asked.

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Can they give you a shift if you ask for it off? Are you employed on a part-time basis, or like a casual??

I'm on pretty much full time, but it's a very casual place, and some other guys asked for the day off WAY before me, so I have to cover.
Telecaster - SG - Jaguar
Princeton Reverb, Extra Reverb
P-Bass - Mustang Bass
Apogee Duet 2 - Ableton Suite
#13
i peed in my boss' coffee......try beating that
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#14
Alright, I know I should do this, but...here are pics because it will happen:
Telecaster - SG - Jaguar
Princeton Reverb, Extra Reverb
P-Bass - Mustang Bass
Apogee Duet 2 - Ableton Suite
#15
dats hot
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Alright, I know I should do this, but...here are pics because it will happen:



AHHHH!
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#17
i wish I could piss in someone's coffee
or get some oe to come in someone's coffee
then watch them drink it.
it wanted to do that to my director when she kept bitching that i wasn't aking my art role seriously.
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#18
If I asked for time off and didn't get it I'd say "pfft I'll go somewhere else and work for basically minimum wage. See ya!"