#1
so i've lied to my mom once more, telling her i was going to cedar point (an amusement park, for those not knowledgeable) with my bandmates, ron and jon. i also said that wed be staying at jons moms house while were down there. she said its fine, as long as she can have...a PHONE NUMBER!! zomgzogmzgomzgomzgomzgom

and an address.


The whole reason for this cover up is because I'm not going with Ron OR Jon. I'm going alone, with my girlfriend.

I just need to know if anyone has a fake phone number that is busy, 24/7. Please pit! For the getting some of a fellow Pitarian!
#2
Why don't you just tell your mom you have a girlfriend and you're taking her?
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Tell her the truth.
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Why not just tell your mom you were going with your girlfriend? Or, get Ron and Jon to cover for you.
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Lying to Mom = Guaranteed to get caught.

Dude just tell her the truth, saves alot of trouble in the long run.
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Just as I'm sure she does!
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give her the rejection hotline. call it and it says your gay, the person who gave you this number lied and hates you. wait. give her your girlfriends number and turn the phone off. put a fake voicemail thing on there to?
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no.
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Tell her you've got a girlfriend. Problem solved.
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#15
Don't be such a skirt and tell her you're going with your girlfriend.

Of course, now she'll definitely say no since you already lied to her about it.

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I think she'll notice that Cedar Point isn't in Waco, Texas.
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867-5309, nuff said.
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so i've lied to my mom once more, telling her i was going to cedar point (an amusement park, for those not knowledgeable) with my bandmates, ron and jon. i also said that wed be staying at jons moms house while were down there. she said its fine, as long as she can have...a PHONE NUMBER!! zomgzogmzgomzgomzgomzgom

and an address.


The whole reason for this cover up is because I'm not going with Ron OR Jon. I'm going alone, with my girlfriend.

I just need to know if anyone has a fake phone number that is busy, 24/7. Please pit! For the getting some of a fellow Pitarian!


How are you going alone and with your girlfriend...wait...you don't even have a girlfriend, do you?
#21
wow, a waco number

that's magical, i'll be going there for the football game on saturday
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so i've lied to my mom once more, telling her i was going to cedar point (an amusement park, for those not knowledgeable) with my bandmates, ron and jon. i also said that wed be staying at jons moms house while were down there. she said its fine, as long as she can have...a PHONE NUMBER!! zomgzogmzgomzgomzgomzgom

and an address.


The whole reason for this cover up is because I'm not going with Ron OR Jon. I'm going alone, with my girlfriend.

I just need to know if anyone has a fake phone number that is busy, 24/7. Please pit! For the getting some of a fellow Pitarian!

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#23
just for using "zomgz" nothing you say will ever matter


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867-5309 ftw.
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#25
well, do you think my mom would let me, a 16 year old, drive across state borders alone with my girlfriend? do your moms support premarital sex?


and also, im "not allowed to date until im accepted to college",. According to my counselor, colleges don't even check things from junior until after act and sat scores are included.
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sneakytopedit: to ^^^ .....i am not appeased. and you dont even mean it. where's the fun in me sigging that?

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wow, a waco number

that's magical, i'll be going there for the football game on saturday


really? cool. i dont know what school you are from, but you have a good chance of winning.

edit: this is if you are playing Baylor
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#29
my two and a half year old nephew says you should give your girlfriend that your not going to be with 99 cents.
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I thought you said J O or something. You could've expanded the joke a little bit.
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