#1
So today I was walking with this chick at work and BAM!!!! A bird went smack right into a wall. lucky the lil bird was still alive, but a few months ago when i was sitting down inside a room this other bird wasnt so lucky. A bird went right into a Huge Glass window behind me and its guts were splattered all over and the poor little guy died. Also a few days ago while I was driving to work like 2 birds dove into my truck and well i guess they didnt make it.

Are the birds coming after me? Im seriously getting freaked out lol i wonder what they have against me. Is it just me or does this happen to anyone else?
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#2
maybe your sworn enemy from planet zen has been sending these birds to kill you...
#5
i have never seen this happen, they're out to get you man. idk what you did, but theres a lot of them, ****in watch out.
#9
my classroom has a huge window. so this bird went right and fell...everyone in the classroom laughed...(except for that girl that actually cried)
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#10
Are you a birdseed by any chance?

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#12
Maybe you should've been more specific with the salesman when you asked for cologne to "Pick up chicks."

*budum tshh*
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#13
They want to get with you mate...


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#15
Isnt there a movie where all the birds in the world or something turn on the humans? forgot what it was called. also if that glass wouldnt have been there the bird would have probably ass raped me cuz it smacked into the window right behind me.
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Isnt there a movie where all the birds in the world or something turn on the humans? forgot what it was called. also if that glass wouldnt have been there the bird would have probably ass raped me cuz it smacked into the window right behind me.

Uh, "The Birds"?
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Isnt there a movie where all the birds in the world or something turn on the humans? forgot what it was called. also if that glass wouldnt have been there the bird would have probably ass raped me cuz it smacked into the window right behind me.

I think it was called The Birds......
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I think it was called The Birds......
I kicked a pigeon once and it attacked my mum............lol


haha it attacked your mom thats insane.
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haha it attacked your mom thats insane.

it looked something like this
#22
oh "damn son" that pic is full of lol. he literally cummed on him. man sux to be that kid.
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#23
Just wait until this guy comes after you.

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#24
Not to long ago when I got to work, I bird thought he would be smart and tried to get into the door I was opening. He failed.

The Birds was a really really bad movie.
#27
If your in oz its a magnetic experiment near melbourne sending them all nuts.


if not than mabye you have a "Peck Me" sign on your back.


btw, theres no magnetic experiment
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