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#2
49%.

I am SO scared of velociraptors.

I figured out a whole plan to avoid them and everything. Some of it is listed in my blog. Frenchy and I figured out some important things, such as the effectiveness of staircases and steel drug-dealer doors in running from velociraptors.

Seriously...scary
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#3
I already have..


Twice.
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Spend some time before we go..
#9
56%...dang...
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#14
67%! Personally though I am terrified of the idea of Velociraptors. My grandma showed me Jurassic Park when I was like four.

So I guess the other 23% has me lying crying on the ground in a pool of my own tears and God knows what else while I get torn up like a phonebook.
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#16
You do know real Velociraptors were roughly the size of chickens, and feathered?


And 70 percent.
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#17
Dude, real velociraptors were like two feet tall. It's utahraptors you need to worry about.


EDIT:
So it happend that you pissed of a Velociraptor. You where lucky to bring a crowbar to the fight, but the Voleciraptor is fast, fearless and racist. Can you take it?

man what
Last edited by Flying Couch at Oct 30, 2008,
#19
63%.
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#20
56% ... any higher and I think I might try it.
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#23
Quote by Flying Couch
Dude, real velociraptors were like two feet tall. It's utahraptors you need to worry about.


But velociraptors are rarely alone. They're always in packs, so you're pretty much fucked.
#24
27%
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#25
Wait what? Racist? I didn't see that the first time...
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#26
74 percent. i'm the highest so far woot!
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#27
60%
And Utahraptors were about 20 feet long on average. Not that scary though, as they weren't believed to be able to run very fast on acout of their size and weight.
Goddamn Deinonychus are f-cking br00t4l. They are like 10-12 feet long, and about the height of a human (think the Velociraptors from Jurassic Park)
Oh and their foot claw is huge, basically a foot long scythe on their foot.
#29
85% highest so far!!!
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#30
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But velociraptors are rarely alone. They're always in packs, so you're pretty much fucked.

Excuse me? Do you know who I am? I have a little bit of experience with crowbars.
#31
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Excuse me? Do you know who I am? I have a little bit of experience with crowbars.


Didn't see that one coming.
#32
No. All velociraptors are dead already.


…27%…
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#33
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Excuse me? Do you know who I am? I have a little bit of experience with crowbars.


I have a little bit of experience with velociraptors. We should team up.
#34
I got 42% and some lulz
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#35
52% for me. I like those odds
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#38
77% I want to beat up a velociraptor now... An ostrich is kinda like a modern descendant of them right? Maybe I'll just beat one of them up.
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