#1
and made me drop her off cause I couldent stay because i have court in the morning and she was supose to come with me..so im going to call her and tell her im in jail to see what she says
#2
It sounds like you are an active participator in the dysfunction within your relationship.
#4
Thank you for this wonderful update about your life.
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#5
Quote by palmer0700
well yeah she pisses me off


and you still love her right? dysfunktional indeed
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You calling your parents assholes because they wouldn't buy you a phone with a camera? Maybe you deserve to have picks on your nips.
#7
awesome.
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#8
do it


and tell her its your one phone call and to not **** it up
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#9
dude, u've just been on UG all day posting about how ****ed up ur relationship is.. end it! duh... we don't care about ur shit
#12
Quote by palmer0700
im trying to become ug famous


and you fail. never admit your goals to becoming famous.
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You calling your parents assholes because they wouldn't buy you a phone with a camera? Maybe you deserve to have picks on your nips.
#13
Quote by palmer0700
im trying to become ug famous


we have a winner folks.
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im american but i think canada would win. they would probably lay low until everyone took each other out and then finish the last one standing off in one fell swoop. sneaky bastards.
#14
Quote by palmer0700
im trying to become ug famous


You are phailing spectacularly.
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#15
Quote by palmer0700
im trying to become ug famous


Well, it's working.

And you are gonna be pretty famous in FOTB if you keep it up.

Nobody likes a person who cant keep their problems to themselves, or at least keep them all in 1 thread, for Christs sake!
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#17
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Guess who she is f*cking (or rather is f*cking her) in Ft Collins right now....PedoBear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lol win
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My first time hasn't come yet.. but when I does, I'm gonna die of stage fright


#18
Dude, if you want to become UG famous, you're doing it all wrong. You need to talk about how your girlfriend dumped you so you decided to get drunk. While in your drunken stupor your best friend came over and decided to have his way with your anus. And then you say that you kind of liked it. That's how you become UG Famous. That or posting all of your personal information.
#19
if she piises you off break it off with her
Pull my finger

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#20
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Nobody cares.


FUCK! Thanks a lot for ruining it. This site needs spoiler tags.
#21
whoa, is this the same girl who slept with 15 guys?

I'm gonna be in Fort Collins, so could you tell me where she'll be? I need to know for.... erm.... safety... reasons.
#23
Quote by palmer0700
wow dude people hate me
no, you just bore us to tears with lame threads.


*reported*


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