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And I know a couple of people who said they'd do anything for me on the day I turn 17.

So.

Aside from rape, any suggestions?
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#3
whoa whoa whoa


ASIDE from rape?

waht else is there?
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#4
I turned 17 in July.
I was stuck working at a sleepaway camp, and I had snuck in a nice big bottle of Skye vodka, and somebody else rolled a nice big blunt. That was good enough for me.
EDIT: Drugs are bad, m'kay?
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#6
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whoa whoa whoa


ASIDE from rape?

waht else is there?


Gangrape?

Iunno. Maybe I could get them to take off their clothes and perform a nude rendition of Octavarium by Dream Theater - 24 minutes of pure epicness and bouncing breasts.

EDIT:
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Rimjobs. Lots of them.


lol.
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#7
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Gangrape?

Iunno. Maybe I could get them to take off their clothes and perform a nude rendition of Octavarium by Dream Theater - 24 minutes of pure epicness and bouncing breasts.

Do it in a cold room, so their nipples are sharp enough to cut glass. Then proceed to shread with said nipples.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#9
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You best leave the hijacking to me, professional hijacker.

Anyways, TS, you should make a thread about it.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#10
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You best leave the hijacking to me, professional hijacker.

Anyways, TS, you should make a thread about it.


Better yet, 2 threads.
#11
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Better yet, 2 threads.

You can never have enough threads. Ever.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#13
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my suggestion: assfisting

Now there's a new one.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#15
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Now there's a new one.


Good thread title: "Assfisting: Good birthday gift or not?".
#16
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exactlly more threads equals a bigger internet ego...

More threads = more theoretical gifts that you'd never actually get.

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Good thread title: "Assfisting: Good birthday gift or not?".

When my 21 comes up, I will subtly suggest to people that I want some assfisting. I'm just tingling with excitement.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#17
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More threads = more theoretical gifts that you'd never actually get.


When my 21 comes up, I will subtly suggest to people that I want some assfisting. I'm just tingling with excitement.


Making a lot of threads is like doing crack. There's the high of the possibility of all the gifts you can get, and the low of not actually receiving that thing you thought you were gonna get.

Make sure they get both of their fists in and not one at a time. One at a time would be boring.
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Making a lot of threads is like doing crack. There's the high of the possibility of all the gifts you can get, and the low of not actually receiving that thing you thought you were gonna get.
And in the end, you end up sucking penises.

Make sure they get both of their fists in and not one at a time. One at a time would be boring.
Both? I'm talking full house, baby.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#19
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And in the end, you end up sucking penises.

Both? I'm talking full house, baby.


Full house? So like, they shove their entire body into your ass?
#20
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You best leave the hijacking to me, professional hijacker.

Anyways, TS, you should make a thread about it.


Tomato Soup


INGREDIENTS

* 1 tablespoon vegetable oil
* 1 cup chopped onion
* 2 cloves garlic, minced
* 1/2 cup chopped carrot
* 1/4 cup chopped celery
* 2 (28 ounce) cans crushed tomatoes
* 3 1/2 cups vegetable broth
* 1 tablespoon vegetarian Worcestershire sauce
* 1 teaspoon salt
* 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
* 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
* 4 drops hot pepper sauce


DIRECTIONS

1. Heat oil in a large Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Saute onion and garlic until onion is tender.
2. Add carrot and celery; cook 7 to 9 minutes until tender, stirring frequently. Stir in tomatoes, broth, Worcestershire sauce, salt, thyme, pepper and hot pepper sauce. Reduce heat to low. Cover and simmer 20 minutes, stirring frequently
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#21
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Full house? So like, they shove their entire body into your ass?

Well, I was thinking everyone put their fists in at the same time. Kinda like Limbo but with assfisting.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#23
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Well, I was thinking everyone put their fists in at the same time. Kinda like Limbo but with assfisting.


I see. You should be careful though, Limo is the deadliest sport in the history of man. It has killed more people than Competitive Underwater Breathing.
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I see. You should be careful though, Limo is the deadliest sport in the history of man. It has killed more people than Competitive Underwater Breathing.
That's a risk I'm willing to take.

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Everybody knows Xiaoxi has the biggest ass of all

I am the sexy male version of Shakira.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#25
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That's a risk I'm willing to take.


I am the sexy male version of Shakira.


Split Pea Soup with Rosemary

INGREDIENTS
* 6 slices bacon, cut into 1 inch pieces
* 1 small onion, chopped
* 1 leek, thinly sliced
* 1 large carrot, chopped
* 2 cloves garlic, minced
* 4 (10.5 ounce) cans chicken broth
* 1 1/2 cups green split peas
* 2 bay leaves
* 1 teaspoon chopped fresh rosemary


DIRECTIONS

1. Place bacon in a large pot, and cook over medium heat until crisp. Stir in onion, leek, carrot, and garlic; cook until the vegetables are soft, about 8 minutes. Pour in chicken broth. Stir in split peas, bay leaves, and rosemary. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low; cover, and simmer until peas are cooked, about 1 hour, stirring occasionally.
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#27
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Tasty Soup

Directions
1. Kidnap Godly Moose
2. Chop him up into little pieces (i prefer him minced)
3. Put pieces into boiling hot water

Waa Laa!

What the heck is waa laa? o.0
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#28
Quote by eddiethehead888
Tasty Soup

Directions
1. Kidnap Godly Moose
2. Chop him up into little pieces (i prefer him minced)
3. Put pieces into boiling hot water

Waa Laa!


Sounds like a good recipe, seems a little simple. But the simple things are usually the best they say. Consequently I don't know who they are.


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What the heck is waa laa? o.0


I believe, "Waa Laa" is french for dog penis. I could be wrong though.
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#29
i have managed to create a thread which has gone from birthday gifts, to assfisting, to godly moose soup recipes.

ahhh... the pit. what CAN'T it do?
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#30
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#31
I have to be honest, I'm more excited about seeing Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks that night.
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#32
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I believe, "Waa Laa" is french for dog penis. I could be wrong though.

I'm perfectly bilingual in french and english. Try again. =P

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i have managed to create a thread which has gone from birthday gifts, to assfisting, to godly moose soup recipes.

ahhh... the pit. what CAN'T it do?

It can't answer your question, I'll tell you that.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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Long story short, a whale flew out of the ocean, landed next to me and shot like a wall of water straight into my face.
#33
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I'm perfectly bilingual in french and english. Try again. =P


It can't answer your question, I'll tell you that.


Hmm, I think you are correct. But I believe you can see how I could get the words, "Dog penis," and "There it is" mixed up, couldn't you?
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#35
Happy Birthday for Saturday, I got you a present..




They're baby owls!
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#36
Quote by eddiethehead888
Tasty Soup

Directions
1. Kidnap Godly Moose
2. Chop him up into little pieces (i prefer him minced)
3. Put pieces into boiling hot water

Waa Laa!


It's actually voila.
#38
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Hmm, I think you are correct. But I believe you can see how I could get the words, "Dog penis," and "There it is" mixed up, couldn't you?

Well, y'know, I HAVE said 'Bonjour, comment ça va? to an American just for lulz, and they thought it was an insult, so now I never know.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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Long story short, a whale flew out of the ocean, landed next to me and shot like a wall of water straight into my face.
#39
there are multiple birthdays every day, so why is yours any more special?

protip: it isn't, get used to it.

-the more you know
#40
Make them prostitute themselves in order to give you lots of money for your birthday.

EDIT: ^^^
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