#1
To cut a long story short, I fell out of a shopping trolley last night and scraped all my knuckles.
As you might expect, my knuckles are perfectly fine, but my broOtal picking thumb is all swollen and I can hardly move it.

Using my +3 Dressing Gown of Healing, I checked it earlier I can't see anything physically wrong with it apart from there being too much blood there, the bones are still in working order.

Is there any way to sort of coax the blood into fucking off somewhere else?
I'm getting a new guitar tomorrow and I get the feeling I won't be playing it much
#2
Fap.
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Spend some time before we go..
#3
I think you seriously need to talk to your parents about cutting the apron strings.
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#5
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To cut a long story short, I fell out of a shopping trolley last night and scraped all my knuckles.
As you might expect, my knuckles are perfectly fine, but my broOtal picking thumb is all swollen and I can hardly move it.

Using my +3 Dressing Gown of Healing, I checked it earlier I can't see anything physically wrong with it apart from there being too much blood there, the bones are still in working order.

Is there any way to sort of coax the blood into fucking off somewhere else?
I'm getting a new guitar tomorrow and I get the feeling I won't be playing it much

Squeeze some of the anti-coagulant off a stingray's barb. That'll stop the blood from clotting at least...

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#6
Put it on ice for now until like 30 minutes before you get your guitar. It won't be as if nothing ever happened but it'll still be better than if you let it be.
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#7
In the future, I suggest you avoid shopping trolleys. Where I come from, some kids died going down the steepest street in one.
#8
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To cut a long story short, I fell out of a shopping trolley last night and scraped all my knuckles.
As you might expect, my knuckles are perfectly fine


That doesn't make sense.


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Put it on ice for now until like 30 minutes before you get your guitar. It won't be as if nothing ever happened but it'll still be better than if you let it be.


This does.
#9
"Dressing Gown of Healing".

I think you hurt your head as well.
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#12
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That doesn't make sense.

Just irony. The place I landed on hardest wasn't damaged at all, yet my thumb (which I don't recall being in the way) was.

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You fell out of a shopping trolley? What were you doing in the trolley in the first place?!?

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#13
"DUDE LOL, LETS BE CKY FROM THE TELE!!! I WANT TO BE BAM MARGERA ZOMFG!" ok?
#14
probably got infected
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#15
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In the future, I suggest you avoid shopping trolleys. Where I come from, some kids died going down the steepest street in one.

thats kind of an awesome way to die, but it kind of sucks that you die
#16
the ice suggestion is the way to go
but i for one can understnad what you were doing in a trolley
Pull my finger

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#17
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the ice suggestion is the way to go
but i for one can understnad what you were doing in a trolley

It wasn't a planned thing, it was just a fairly normal night out.
On the way home one of my mates thought it'd be funny to steal a trolley.
Don't know why, I'll take a shot in the dark and say it was the alcohol speaking.
#18
Sorry dude, the fact that you used the word bro0tal means your ****ed for life.
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