#1
I have to write a paragrap-long speech for Student Government day. It's due right about now. Please help me be a sarcastic douchebag! I feel there is nobody better to turn to in my moment of need!
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#2
One does not just walk into being awesome.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#3
You don't need help, you've been a sarcastic dick all along.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#4
Simply print 1000 pages entitled "FAIL EDUCATIONAL ESTABLISHMENT IS FAIL." Should do the trick.
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#5
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You don't need help, you've been a sarcastic dick all along.

He does need help, psychological help to be exact.
Who in hell comes to the pit for advice?
#6
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He does need help, psychological help to be exact.
Who in hell comes to the pit for advice?

By the way, that was meant to be ironic.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#8
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One does not simply walk into being awesome.


Close

TS, you are a sarcastic dick
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TS, you are a sarcastic dick

I know, I fail. I thrive on this.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#12
Watch The Colbert Report.

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#13
An entire paragraph? Holy shit, that requires an entire team of specialists. And what's this about a "Student Government"? That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, second only to asking the Pit for advice. Everyone knows students don't know anything, and most are a dead neuron away from total brain failure anyway. Next time, sport, do your own damn assignments, nobody cares about your dumbass speeches.


^ that was Lesson 1.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#14
An entire paragraph? Holy shit, that requires an entire team of specialists. And what's this about a "Student Government"? That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, second only to asking the Pit for advice. Everyone knows students don't know anything, and most are a dead neuron away from total brain failure anyway. Next time, sport, do your own damn assignments, nobody cares about your dumbass speeches.


^ that was Lesson 1.
That actually a real word?
yup its a sig... yeaaah..
#15
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One does not just walk into being awesome.

o rly?
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#16
you've already proven you can do it with your opening post, thread starter. i laughed the hardest at the part where you actually asked this place for serious help.
#17
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That actually a real word?


Yes.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#19
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Thank you!

ever since i watched Jack frost where he confronts the kid when he says did you just say stupidest? I always thought people were wrong and picked them up on it
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#20
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Thank you!

ever since i watched Jack frost where he confronts the kid when he says did you just say stupidest? I always thought people were wrong and picked them up on it


That's most stupidest you're thinkin' of, I think.
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One does not just walk into being awesome.


Bear Gryll does.....

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#24
Just look and learn form all these pointless reply's and your a whole lot closer i tell ya ;P