#1
Piece of clothing:
front:
MEDIUM
shell:
100% nylon
water repellent

lining:
fleece
100% polyester
100% nylon
filling
100% polyester

made in
Bangladesh

reverse:
Machine wash cold
with like colors. Only
non-chlorine bleach
when needed. Tumble
dry low. Cool iron
if desired. Do not iron
design

RN #49028
VDR CODE # M M

Human:
front:
65% Oxygen
18 % Carbon
10% Hydrogen
3% Nitrogen
1.5% Calcium
1.0% Phosphorus
0.35% Potassium
0.25% Sulfur
0.15% Sodium
0.05% Magnesium
0.70% other elements*

made in
The United States

reverse:
Spot wash with soap,
scrubbing when
necessary. Do not
bleach. Brush teeth
after every meal.
For proper growth,
feed and water
regularly; stimulate
with physical,
intellectual, social,
and emotional contact.

Dispose of properly.

SSN # [expletive]

*(including: Copper, Zinc, Selenium, Molybdenum, Fluorine, Chlorine, Iodine, Manganese, Cobalt, Iron, Lithium, Strontium, Aluminum, Silicon, Lead, Vanadium, Arsenic, Bromine)
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#2
have been listening to The Cure recently?

does that have the form of a poem or a song or wut?

it is unique tho, and i like the humour.

wanna crit mine?

it's alegria.
Every form of control over another person is a crime

AEK Athens
Asteras Exarcheion
Prasini Thyella
Rayo Vallecano

RED MILITIA-Vamos a Vencer
#3
Quote by KenMasters
have been listening to The Cure recently?

does that have the form of a poem or a song or wut?

it is unique tho, and i like the humour.

wanna crit mine?

it's alegria.

-Nope

-More of a poem

-It isn't really meant to be humorous, except for "Do not bleach"

-I guess
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#4
I thought this was a clever idea that was executed as well as it possibly could've been. ya made me smile while I read this, which is a good thing. I also laughed at "do not bleach" and "dispose of properly".

I don't really have any problems with what you've presented here, other than there's not all too much more you could've done with the subject. would fit into a novel or something similar really well in my opinion.

nice work!