#1
And i let it happen pit. Let me tell you the story all about how.

I'm walking around town with a few friends when a random guy comes up to us holding a bag full of little booklets. Twas a black man who generally just looked really cool: small beard and nice clothes. He tells us about his product (i think, i didn't hear the first parts) but really badly, the entire time i knew he was selling something just didn't have a clue what. He was generally just being really social, saying we looked like 18 and had nifty hairdo's. He told us to come back at about 3 for some sexy girls, which threw me off what he was selling even more and confused the hell out of me.

After getting to know us, he pulls out his little booklets labeled 'The Joker' and tells us the price, 2 or 3 quid depending on which we bought, small (3pages) or large (5pages). Now, although not a single one of us knew what he was selling, 6/7 of us bought one, leaving the dude with £15 for his measly piece of crap booklets (Joke books, as we later found out).

About half the jokes were pretty shit, and the book was full of typo's and spelling errors. All this and yet i still don't regret buying it because of his awesome selling skills, and even more so remain impressed at the fact he managed to rip me off so badly.

I want to know what pit thinks of said situation, and i also want to hear your stories.
#3
hmmmmm


dude we got ripped off big style haha


but i liked that dudes style
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#5
I think the Pit wonders why you are telling us this story. I just wasted two minutes of my day reading and responding to this drivel....
two minutes one second
two seconds
three- dammit I'm stopping now.
#6
im sorry, but, not to sound mean by not knowing you, but good selling tactics? Or were you just stupid enough to buy his crap
#8
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did you go back for the hot girls?


We forgot all about them, thanks to 2 certain members of our group who are gonna get 'hurt' because of it.
#9
s0 i wa walkin round town wen i saw dese random kids com up 2 me an i tri to sell dem sum books. i tough dey wer prtetty hilarious books wit sum jhokes dat i wrote maself. i tol em to cum back at 3 o clock for some sexy womenz. i sold 6 of dem sum books fo a totul of £15. preddy cool eh?

if u guyz wold like sum my numba is na fa fo-fo fo na fa.
#10
Are you sure you didnt just buy something from a white man with a small beard named Derren Brown?
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#11
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im sorry, but, not to sound mean by not knowing you, but good selling tactics? Or were you just stupid enough to buy his crap


A little bit of both, i can't remember him mentioning his product in any detail at all so we wouldn't know what a pile of wank it was, but if you were there you wouldn't able to say no. I put it down to.. charm?
#12
i dont know man, just cause he promised me sexy girls(first red flag) and was asking our age...I would have kinda assumed something else and would have immediately said "OK" and made an about face and ran. But, hey, u live u learn.
#13
he wasjust talkin about hot lasses


which we all wanted but 2 peeps in the group wanted to go 2 mc d's -.-


what is the world coming to...........
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2. Spray paint the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on them
3. Set them loose


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I'm dissapointed by the lack of penis.

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#14
Freakin black people and their hypnotic power. You wouldn't want to know what they've convinced me of... they have smelly feet though...
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s0 i wa walkin round town wen i saw dese random kids com up 2 me an i tri to sell dem sum books. i tough dey wer prtetty hilarious books wit sum jhokes dat i wrote maself. i tol em to cum back at 3 o clock for some sexy womenz. i sold 6 of dem sum books fo a totul of £15. preddy cool eh?

if u guyz wold like sum my numba is na fa fo-fo fo na fa.


lol ha!
#20
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s0 i wa walkin round town wen i saw dese random kids com up 2 me an i tri to sell dem sum books. i tough dey wer prtetty hilarious books wit sum jhokes dat i wrote maself. i tol em to cum back at 3 o clock for some sexy womenz. i sold 6 of dem sum books fo a totul of £15. preddy cool eh?

if u guyz wold like sum my numba is na fa fo-fo fo na fa.


Hahaha good job, all your missing is that picture of the gangster holding 15 dollars or whatever.
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#21
so, break out the jokes man
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#23
Bums try to sell me shit all the time. I tell them to fukk off. Most of them leave but some of them try to start fights.
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#25
Pics or it didn't happen.
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#26
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#27
so I was laying there in a bag just being a booklet like always...

ok I'm not gonna go 4chan on y'all

more jokes please xD
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