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#2
We luffz yew zach.

For the convenience of new members, my name is Jon(athan), and I probably hate you. Hi.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#4
Quote by rockon1824
Frenchy closed it at 4000 posts. You're only half the man he is.

...and I also have a penis of inadequate size.

o_O
LOL
#5
Quote by rockon1824
Frenchy closed it at 4000 posts. You're only half the man he is.

...and I also have a penis of inadequate size.

An intriguing second post.

Thanks for opening another one with such haste
#6
Quote by wiggyisgreat
An intriguing second post.

Thanks for opening another one with such haste

It's good to know that you MR users are so open discussing the size of your endowment.
LOL
#9
Quote by Broken_Drum
x2

Well, divide by two, add five, divide by 3, and add 19 and then you'll get my size.

LOL
#11
My name is Awix. I'm fwee years old and im from my mummy.

I'm also a little tipsy, do excuse me.


just in case some of you didn't see (i want this to be a known fact) autumn watch on bbc2 is filmed on brownsea island in poole harbour and i can see it from my house. I've had requests to throw bricks at bill Oddie and they're being dealt with.
#12
Quote by wiggyisgreat
My name is Awix. I'm fwee years old and im from my mummy.

I'm also a little tipsy, do excuse me.

Fucking alcoholic.
LOL
#13
Quote by DownInAHole.
Fucking alcoholic.

Bloody..!!!

I'm not drunk.

How's your modding going? I take it it can;t be particularly exciting modding here if you have to go to the depths of torturing younger users. Poor Tyler.
#14
Quote by wiggyisgreat
My name is Awix. I'm fwee years old and im from my mummy.

I'm also a little tipsy, do excuse me.


just in case some of you didn't see (i want this to be a known fact) autumn watch on bbc2 is filmed on brownsea island in poole harbour and i can see it from my house. I've had requests to throw bricks at bill Oddie and they're being dealt with.

Bricks aren't effective. You at least need a silver bullet.
#15
Quote by frankv
Good idea. For those of you who lack several braincells, my name is Frank.


enlighten me on what the v is for? does your last name start with a v?
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Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


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Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#17
Quote by Broken_Drum
Bricks aren't effective. You at least need a silver bullet.

I shall inject some golden orgasm juice in a glass and find one right away.


edit: oho! someones quick today.

#22
Quote by redh0tchilip3pp
I'm cooking a pizza. I'm sop hungry. I csnt waittt.

Aaaaand you're drunk? I just had a raw weetabix. It was nice.
#28
Stop saying Uber.

So, what has everyone got planned for Halloween?
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

Quote by CrucialGutchman
Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#29
Quote by break-me-in
So, what has everyone got planned for Halloween?

I'm going to sit on my room on the computer like I do every night, except I'll probably have my door closed and music blasting to tune out the annoying doorbell ringing every three seconds.

It's a shame, really. Halloween used to be so much fun just a few years ago.
#30
Quote by break-me-in
Stop saying Uber.

So, what has everyone got planned for Halloween?


But, but.. It's my gimmick!!!




Halloween isn't a big deal in Australia (thankfully). I think if anyone came up to my doorstep we'd deal with them in the same way we deal with Jehovah's Witnesses.. o_O
#31
Hi. I'm Kevin. I like long walks in the parks at night, queueing and dogs called Peto.

Quote by break-me-in
Stop saying Uber.

So, what has everyone got planned for Halloween?


Nothing. Just be going home. Fun.
It's gonna be a blue day
#33
Quote by break-me-in
Stop saying Uber.

So, what has everyone got planned for Halloween?

I'm hanging out with a couple of friends and playing Rock Band 2 all night. After getting tons of free candy first, of course. :P
#34
Quote by Uber-rocker
^I take it Halloween isn't a very big deal in the UK then, either?


It is actually quite a big deal, but not for me personally. Never been too interested in halloween.
It's gonna be a blue day
#36
I want to say something. Two days til I see Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks, so Tyler.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#38
Quote by Uber-rocker

Halloween isn't a big deal in Australia (thankfully).

Thank God, I ate all the kids sweets last night, totally forgetting it was Halloween. For fucks sake, you expect me to just look at the multi-bag of M & M's?

*fellates Zach*

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#39
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Thank God, I ate all the kids sweets last night, totally forgetting it was Halloween. For fucks sake, you expect me to just look at the multi-bag of M & M's?

*fellates Zach*


I saw him first!!




What do you expect, Halloween's a forgettable thing It'd be better if it was a public holiday, though. And I'd be surprised if you got anyone knocking on your door anyway.. Though, Australia do seem to be giving in to Americanisms more and more these days.

Sad, really.
#40
Quote by Uber-rocker
I saw him first!!




What do you expect, Halloween's a forgettable thing It'd be better if it was a public holiday, though. And I'd be surprised if you got anyone knocking on your door anyway.. Though, Australia do seem to be giving in to Americanisms more and more these days.

Sad, really.

Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.