#1
Inspired by that one thread about someone coming up to the TS in a grocery store and selling him hash.

So Pit, where's the wierdest place you've bought drugs? Mine would have to be in a library, a public library.

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#2
in a bus, from some non-understandable-launguage-speaking-black-people
they gave me some half, dried weed plant. it was more sticks and leaved than knobs .. but damn it was good


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#3
FasTrac.
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#5
drugs are bad m'kay
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#6
haha a planet smoothie bathroom stall
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#9
Riley's pool/snooker hall in Preston town centre, half an ounce of weed.
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#11
In a cash register at my old job.
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#13
In a fast food bar. The dealer went up to the counter and bought a burger then slipped the baggy inside the burger and gave it to me
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#16
high school philosophy class...
I think I've bought them in a library too... and something in my bag set off the alarm. Luckily I knew the librarian and he was just like, "I've known you for so long that you would never take anything" and didn't go through my bag.
#17
I haven't bought in weird places, but I've sold (I used to sell, but I gave up because of low supply and broke "customers") in the basement of my church, and outside my school.
#18
Work?

I dont know, pot is like bread where I live, there's really nowhere all that wierd.
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#21
under my PS3.

My dealer was my sister's friend once and I couldn't pay him at school without the guards at my school ask me what I'm doing and outside of school we didn't really have anywhere so one time he told me he was coming over to my house with my sister and so I left the money for the weed under my PS3 and he left the weed in my bathroom.

haha.
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#22
I bought drugs in front of police station.
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#24
Resort life guard in Jamaica and from some random dude in an inter tub with huge bag of coke in the water off from the resort.
#25
At the old taco bell near my house if you went there thursday night around 9 o'clock this guy there sold them over the counter. If you asked for a taco with nothing but lettuce he would charge like 25 dollars and give you the stuff in the bag. It was quite convenient.
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#26
In a chinese restaurant. Not from the cooks but from a dude in there I happened to know.
#27
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At the old taco bell near my house if you went there thursday night around 9 o'clock this guy there sold them over the counter. If you asked for a taco with nothing but lettuce he would charge like 25 dollars and give you the stuff in the bag. It was quite convenient.

I went with my dealer to a Quizno's that was like that. You went to the back door and knocked 4 times and when the manager came tell them you were looking for some guy and he would bring you into the storage room and sell it to you. Felt pretty damn cool.
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At the old taco bell near my house if you went there thursday night around 9 o'clock this guy there sold them over the counter. If you asked for a taco with nothing but lettuce he would charge like 25 dollars and give you the stuff in the bag. It was quite convenient.


wow, lol. thats smoooooth
#29
Usually, a "Shake-Hand-Trasnfer" in a Kid Park, tough luck I dropped it, but we found it 2 minutes later.
#30
30 mins ago behind a subway restaurant. there were like 25 ppl and found my dealer out of luck
#31
I bought pills from a guy in a noddy costume a couple of months ago, that was in a gents club (don't even ask what was going on there).
The old baggie-handshake is great in public places, usually in pubs or outside in town.
I smoke a lot in my school car-park actually...that's odd I suppose, especially at 3 in the morning.

I wish I could have a set-up like that Taco Bell thing...so simple.

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#32
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I bought drugs in front of police station.

Nice. I'm adding that to the list of Shit I Have To Do Before I Die.
#33
at the dug out at a baseball diamond that is right beside my towns police station. so close to the police that they would never suspect it, because the safest place is in the heart of the lions den.
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#35
well im glad i inspired someone lol.

well i'd have to say church when i was 14 i bought a bag of weed off my friend.

forced religion FTW!!