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I know it like drains your methadones (sp?) which makes you feel like utter shit, and it can make you break out in acne..

What else does it do?

Could someone give me like a professional website of all the side effects of masturbation?

Much appreciated in advance.
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#2
Hairy palms.
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#3
Tends to make me cry.
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#6
It makes you cum blood.
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#7
You die 50 years younger.
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#10
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don't you read about masturbation? Thats all myths. It's not harmful.
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#11
Emotionally, it makes me feel good. Physically, it makes me feel good.
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#13
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Ah, so thats why I have so much acne...

Not really, because it doesn't give you acne and TS is full of shit.

Why would masturbation give you acne and sex not give you acne?

Stop touching your face, not your ****
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#16
Masturbating gives you super powers. Like, the power to not let the inability to get laid stop you from gettin' some. And to that, I can only say... ROCK ON!!!
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#18
Its really stupid to say any of these aren't myths, it really just makes you feel good both ways, why would anyone go into such a silly argument...
#19
Ok, so do you guys think it's the fact that I ate three tacos from taco-bells that made me feel like shit, rather than having three orgasms?

Just wondering.
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#21
one australian newspaper says it cuts down on colon cancer and slows down the chance of baldness/hairless.
#23
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Ok, so do you guys think it's the fact that I ate three tacos from taco-bells that made me feel like shit, rather than having three orgasms?

Just wondering.


Everytime i go to taco bell, i regret it, and then im back the next week
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#24
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Emotionally, it makes me feel good. Physically, it makes me feel good.


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#25
It causes the degradation of specific parts of your prefrotal cortex which reduces your ability to concentrate and reason. Which further Masturbation the area is degraded further which affects your judgement and inhibitions. Masturbation weekly for a period of over 2 years can leave a person with no ability to concentrate, reason and no sense of social or sexual norms and boundaries.

It also leaves you with one arm bigger than the other.

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#26
It makes me curl up into a ball and hide in the corner crying over the memories of what grandad did to me on those cold cold winter nights in the log cabin WE WERE MEANT TO BE FISHING! I guess he had his own little fishing expedition, in my pants ...

Apart from that, it's pretty fun
#27
Physically, it makes you more sexually potent.
Emotionally, a great stress releiver.


There are virtually no negetive effects of it, other than chafing, but that's expected if you don't use lube.
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#28
Physical = Carpal Tunnel
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#29
doesnt it really cause bad eyesight tho
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doesnt it really cause bad eyesight tho

No.
If it did then so would sex.
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#31
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#32
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don't you read about masturbation? Thats all myths. It's not harmful.

This man is wrong.

Masturbation is terrible, don't ****ing do it. It makes you blind, get hairy palms, and reduces life expectancy by over 50 years. Not to mention the hundreds of other symptoms. You see those people on the streets? That's ****ing right, masturbation.

How ever ****ing tempting it is, just don't.
#33
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This man is wrong.

Masturbation is terrible, don't ****ing do it. It makes you blind, get hairy palms, and reduces life expectancy by over 50 years. Not to mention the hundreds of other symptoms. You see those people on the streets? That's ****ing right, masturbation.

How ever ****ing tempting it is, just don't.

You are kidding, right?
#34
Quote by Chubbychunks
This man is wrong.

Masturbation is terrible, don't ****ing do it. It makes you blind, get hairy palms, and reduces life expectancy by over 50 years. Not to mention the hundreds of other symptoms. You see those people on the streets? That's ****ing right, masturbation.

How ever ****ing tempting it is, just don't.



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#35
makes me scream.
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#36
Quote by Chubbychunks
This man is wrong.

Masturbation is terrible, don't ****ing do it. It makes you blind, get hairy palms, and reduces life expectancy by over 50 years. Not to mention the hundreds of other symptoms. You see those people on the streets? That's ****ing right, masturbation.

How ever ****ing tempting it is, just don't.


Actually, it is recommended that you masturbate at least 200 times a year to remain healthy.

EDIT: I really hope you're a troll.
#37
Emotionally: I haven't killed anyone yet, so 6 times a day is the trick
Physically: I can crush cars with my right arm

No wonder I have so much acne and hang around the pit...
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#38
Dude if I didn't jack it I would go insane, like seriously I would probably rape like everyone.
#39
If you masturbate you turn to dust.
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#40
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Emotionally: I haven't killed anyone yet, so 6 times a day is the trick
Physically: I can crush cars with my right arm

No wonder I have so much acne and hang around the pit...


Pfft left arm ftw.

Makes you faster at shredding, AND you can surf the netporn with your right hand whilst doin' the business!
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