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So I discovered today that the Westboro Baptist "Church" is going to be picketing the funerals for three of my friends. I was wondering if anyone knows any legal way to prevent this from happening.
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#3
Set up your own protest with similarly stupid slogans.

Or

Beat them to death.
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#6
They're a bunch of f**king retards, I cannot even begin to comprehend how they come up with some of the bull$hit that dribbles out their mouths, its insane!

Did any one see the Louis Theroux documentary on them ages ago? I actually wanted to punch my TV.


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#7
Buy some KFC and throw the chicken at them in protest.
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Use water ballons and super soakers, I don't think that's illegal. But make it half water and half urine, and maybe jizz it in for an extra **** you.
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So I discovered today that the Westboro Baptist "Church" is going to be picketing the funerals for three of my friends. I was wondering if anyone knows any legal way to prevent this from happening.



Why the quotation marks? Are they not a church?

Were you friends gay?
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#10
Hold the funerals on private property and prosecute them for trespassing as soon as they set foot on the land.


Or just rape them.

Seriously, though, beat the shit out of a couple of them. The ****ers deserve it.
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Set up your own protest with similarly stupid slogans.



"God hates Westboro Baptist Chruch"
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#12
I have some friends who plan to cause them physical harm if they show up and don't care about the consequences. I wonder what the consequences may be as I just might be pissed off enough to join them. Normally I would think violence wouldn't remedy stupid people, but as long as what they're doing is legal I almost see no other choice.
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#13
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Yeah, no they don't.


No, i am pretty sure they do or else they would be arrested.
#15
There are groups that will come in and drive the protestors out of town. Try and find those groups and tell 'em whats going on. They'll definitely help you out.
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Why the quotation marks? Are they not a church?

Were you friends gay?



He used quotation marks because it obviously fits more into the concept of "Cult".
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#18
I hope those ****ers get struck by lightning. Some "Christians" they are; Christianity is about respect and loving others. They're the exact opposite. Why are they picketing your friends' funerals?
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#19
I found it funny that when they tried to come to Winnipeg from the US to protest Tim MacLean's funeral (the guy who got his head chopped off on the bus), the Canadian border Patrol wouldn't let them in. Stupid tards. The WBC has to be one of the most idiotic groups ever created. Really. The KKK had better reasoning than them.
#20
say "god hates fat bitches" then thats half of them sorted.. and one of the children is an illegitament child, so make that witty.
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#21
how did your friends die
or what did they do before they died?

and i think you should just go out and tell em to f u c k off and if they dont slaughter them all with chainsaws and hatchets!!
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Why the quotation marks? Are they not a church?

Were you friends gay?

I would consider a hate group that disguises their actions as religion, but if you want to call them a church, oh well. No, my friends were not gay. They died in a car accident and posted the following as their reasons for picketing:

Cass County Fair Grounds - Three Dead Brats 144th Street and Hiway 1 Like a bad horror flick, these rebellious perverts from Nebraska (and they call US gouls) are going to have a Memorial Service on their High Holy Day of Halloween in, CHECK OUT THIS NAME, Weeping Water, Nebraska. Each one of the people involved in this freak show needs to go find a really dark, quiet corner kneel down and humble themselves before God Almighty and SHUT UP! Like the other beasts of this earth, who know enough to quietly hide when their fellow creatures have been slaughtered. Not these aggressively rebellious God-hating necrophiles. They set up a weeping and wailing and demanding that God bless them. It's NOT going to happen. The curses of God reside on Nebraska and all of "small-town" america. You sent the bastards with governmental power to try to stop the servants of God from coming to you to entreat you to just simply OBEY GOD! You ordered them to arrest us, and tried to get our children. You know what you did in Bellevue, Nebraska! Now God, in retaliatory wrath has taken your three over-fed, over-indulged, spoiled rotten brats. Here is the picture of today's american youths, to wit: Isa 30:1 Woe to the rebellious children, saith the LORD, that take counsel, but not of me; and that cover with a covering, but not of my spirit, that they may add sin to sin: Isa 30:9 That this is a rebellious people, lying children, children that will not hear the law of the LORD: Eze 2:3 And he said unto me, Son of man, I send thee to the children of Israel, to a rebellious nation that hath rebelled against me: they and their fathers have transgressed against me, even unto this very day. Each person in Nebraska who does not actively discourage the mistreatment of God's elect is personally and collectivley responsible for the deaths of these three brats. Hold onto your hats, you haven't seen anything, yet. AMEN!

Murdock High School - Why did you kill those kids? 300 Wyoming Street We are going to picket this High School. God is punishing these small town High Schools in His wrath - exceedingly righteous wrath - because all of you corn-fed, self-righteous hypocrites are personally responsible for the state of this evil nation. Out of one side of your over-fed, God-hating mouths you talk about God. Then you lie to your children about God and tell them that God is a liar. You know you do that! You yammer, and write your hateful letters to the editor, and blogs talking about "I feel so sorry for the children of those picketers" and "someone should do something about that, that's got to be child abuse", etc. You don't worry about the children who God has given us - our children are alive and well, and we KNOW where they are. You need to tend to your children and STOP lying to them! Here are some verses which tell what you are, and how God deals with people like you, to wit: Pr 30:20 Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness. Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. 24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: 25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. 26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; 29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, 30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. Mt 15:8 This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me. Deuteronomy 19:14 ¶ Thou shalt not remove thy neighbour's landmark, which they of old time have set in thine inheritance, which thou shalt inherit in the land that the LORD thy God giveth thee to possess it. 15 One witness shall not rise up against a man for any iniquity, or for any sin, in any sin that he sinneth: at the mouth of two witnesses, or at the mouth of three witnesses, shall the matter be established. 16 If a false witness rise up against any man to testify against him that which is wrong; 17 Then both the men, between whom the controversy is, shall stand before the LORD, before the priests and the judges, which shall be in those days; 18 And the judges shall make diligent inquisition: and, behold, if the witness be a false witness, and hath testified falsely against his brother; 19 Then shall ye do unto him, as he had thought to have done unto his brother: so shalt thou put the evil away from among you. 20 And those which remain shall hear, and fear, and shall henceforth commit no more any such evil among you. 21 And thine eye shall not pity; but life shall go for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot. 1Ti 5:24 Some men?s sins are open beforehand, going before to judgment; and some men they follow after. That's right, you thought you could lie about God and try to take the children of God's servants, but God is taking your children away from you (like He ordered your courts to do, and being rebellious as you are you refuse so God has to do it).
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There is a biker gang that patrols soldiers funerals to make sure the Westboro dont turn up.


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Hold the funerals on private property and prosecute them for trespassing as soon as they set foot on the land.


Or just rape them.

Seriously, though, beat the shit out of a couple of them. The ****ers deserve it.


They're usually accompanied by police escorts. They know people want to try shit, so they make sure whatever they do is legal. Tons of people have beat them up and vandalized their stuff before, but they always get prosecuted for it.
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I have some friends who plan to cause them physical harm if they show up and don't care about the consequences. I wonder what the consequences may be as I just might be pissed off enough to join them. Normally I would think violence wouldn't remedy stupid people, but as long as what they're doing is legal I almost see no other choice.

Kick some ass.

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Why the quotation marks? Are they not a church?

Were you friends gay?

They are a chruch made up of ONLY family members of Fred Phelps. They protest heterosexual soldier's funerals because they feel that any soldier is defending the rights of the gay people. They (the church members) are truly the scum of the earth. They pass judgment upon others when I believe the bible states not to do that. I say go to their church and leave flaming bags of dog shit at their steps.
But seriously
this may seem a bit ridiculous but get some people to hold up big sheets or something to block the protesters from the view of the funeral. Or do something to obstruct their view and make it so the families don't have to see these pieces of living brething shit.
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#28
for god sakes they died in a car crash not in hail of police gunfire they have no reason for bieng there
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yeah true that they do, but show some respect for the passed... they wouldn't want people picketing their funerals so they shouldn't do it to others


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#31
I'd avoid violence against them. It will only vindicate them and reinforce their beliefs that they are doing the right thing: it's that Christian persecution complex again.
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#32
God, Westboro baptist church is ****ing DISGUSTING

They came to my school once to protest the funeral of a ****ing SOLDIER
Jesus those people make me want to cause ****ing body harm and I am not a very violent person. But for real, if those people were kittens I would ****ing rip off their fur, gouge out their eyes, rip off their skin, make them eat their eyes, then impale them on ****ing hot pointed metal. JFC.

They had a bunch of ****ing kids dragging the flag across the ground and stepping on it and shit. And don't get me wrong, I'm not the most patriotic person, but jfc pull that goddamn ****ing stick out of your dumb****ing inbred piece of shit ass and stop brainwashing your goddamn worthless kids to believe the same ****ing radicalist shit you do.


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I would consider a hate group that disguises their actions as religion, but if you want to call them a church, oh well. No, my friends were not gay. They died in a car accident and posted the following as their reasons for picketing:

Cass County Fair Grounds - Three Dead Brats 144th Street and Hiway 1 Like a bad horror flick, these rebellious perverts from Nebraska (and they call US gouls) are going to have a Memorial Service on their High Holy Day of Halloween in, CHECK OUT THIS NAME, Weeping Water, Nebraska. Each one of the people involved in this freak show needs to go find a really dark, quiet corner kneel down and humble themselves before God Almighty and SHUT UP! Like the other beasts of this earth, who know enough to quietly hide when their fellow creatures have been slaughtered. Not these aggressively rebellious God-hating necrophiles. They set up a weeping and wailing and demanding that God bless them. It's NOT going to happen. The curses of God reside on Nebraska and all of "small-town" america. You sent the bastards with governmental power to try to stop the servants of God from coming to you to entreat you to just simply OBEY GOD! You ordered them to arrest us, and tried to get our children. You know what you did in Bellevue, Nebraska! Now God, in retaliatory wrath has taken your three over-fed, over-indulged, spoiled rotten brats. Here is the picture of today's american youths, to wit: Isa 30:1 Woe to the rebellious children, saith the LORD, that take counsel, but not of me; and that cover with a covering, but not of my spirit, that they may add sin to sin: Isa 30:9 That this is a rebellious people, lying children, children that will not hear the law of the LORD: Eze 2:3 And he said unto me, Son of man, I send thee to the children of Israel, to a rebellious nation that hath rebelled against me: they and their fathers have transgressed against me, even unto this very day. Each person in Nebraska who does not actively discourage the mistreatment of God's elect is personally and collectivley responsible for the deaths of these three brats. Hold onto your hats, you haven't seen anything, yet. AMEN!

Murdock High School - Why did you kill those kids? 300 Wyoming Street We are going to picket this High School. God is punishing these small town High Schools in His wrath - exceedingly righteous wrath - because all of you corn-fed, self-righteous hypocrites are personally responsible for the state of this evil nation. Out of one side of your over-fed, God-hating mouths you talk about God. Then you lie to your children about God and tell them that God is a liar. You know you do that! You yammer, and write your hateful letters to the editor, and blogs talking about "I feel so sorry for the children of those picketers" and "someone should do something about that, that's got to be child abuse", etc. You don't worry about the children who God has given us - our children are alive and well, and we KNOW where they are. You need to tend to your children and STOP lying to them! Here are some verses which tell what you are, and how God deals with people like you, to wit: Pr 30:20 Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness. Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. 24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: 25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. 26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; 29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, 30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. Mt 15:8 This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me. Deuteronomy 19:14 ¶ Thou shalt not remove thy neighbour's landmark, which they of old time have set in thine inheritance, which thou shalt inherit in the land that the LORD thy God giveth thee to possess it. 15 One witness shall not rise up against a man for any iniquity, or for any sin, in any sin that he sinneth: at the mouth of two witnesses, or at the mouth of three witnesses, shall the matter be established. 16 If a false witness rise up against any man to testify against him that which is wrong; 17 Then both the men, between whom the controversy is, shall stand before the LORD, before the priests and the judges, which shall be in those days; 18 And the judges shall make diligent inquisition: and, behold, if the witness be a false witness, and hath testified falsely against his brother; 19 Then shall ye do unto him, as he had thought to have done unto his brother: so shalt thou put the evil away from among you. 20 And those which remain shall hear, and fear, and shall henceforth commit no more any such evil among you. 21 And thine eye shall not pity; but life shall go for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot. 1Ti 5:24 Some men?s sins are open beforehand, going before to judgment; and some men they follow after. That's right, you thought you could lie about God and try to take the children of God's servants, but God is taking your children away from you (like He ordered your courts to do, and being rebellious as you are you refuse so God has to do it).

This is the definition of insanity!! Ugggh, I feel sick after reading that.
#34
First off, I'm very sorry about your friends.

Next, I don't really know much about what you can do. Seeing as what they do is legal. Like said before, have it on private grounds and charge them for trespassing. Maybe start reading a satanic bible type thing to them or something.

Or set up Seal sniper teams in surrounding buildings and have them fire off some shots at them.
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#36
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#37
I haven't posted in forever, but you actually brought me to it:

Laws prohibiting funeral protests
In response to the protests conducted by Westboro members at Indiana funerals, a bill was introduced in the Indiana General Assembly that would make it a felony to protest within 500 feet (approximately 150 meters) of a funeral. The bill provides penalties of up to three years in prison and a $10,000 fine for those found to be in violation of the law. Shortly before this bill was signed members of the church had threatened to protest in Kokomo, Indiana, at a funeral service that was being held for a soldier who was killed in Iraq. On January 11, 2006 the bill unanimously (11-0) passed a committee vote,[53] and while members of the church had traveled to Kokomo to protest, they were not seen during or after the funeral service.

Several other states, such as South Dakota, have adopted similar legislation. Some have been critical of these laws, however, saying that they could prevent other protests and may violate the First Amendment right to freedom of speech. WBC has expressed their intention to contest these laws, and if victorious collect damages while the Phelps Chartered law firm collects attorney's fees under the Civil Rights Attorney's Fees Award Act of 1976.

On 23 May 2006 the state of Michigan banned any intentional disruption of funerals within 500 feet of the ceremony. Violating the statute would be a felony, punishable by up to two years in prison and a $5,000 fine for the first offense and up to four years in prison and a $10,000 fine for a subsequent offense.[54]

On 17 May 2006 the state of Illinois enacted Senate Bill 1144, the "Let Them Rest In Peace Act", to shield grieving military families from protests during funerals and memorial services of fallen soldiers. A first time violation of the Act is a Class C misdemeanor, punishable by up to 30 days in jail and a $1,500 fine and a Class 4 felony for a second or subsequent offense, which is punishable by one to three years in state prison and a fine of up to $25,000.[55]


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#38
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I like this idea.

I think intimidation would be best, like that biker gang someone mentioned before.
Or take along a firearm (no joke), if the police aren't there, threaten them, and get others to do the same. Those ****ers are better off dead than alive.
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To do whatever they want?

No no one is allowed to break the law. I wasn't arguing about that particular instance, just that they can't do whatever they want.

They are pricks anyway.

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#40
A Church? I can safely say God has NO hand in this. That makes me sick, they have no grasp of the word respect.

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