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#1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJEKqI1e714

I fucking hate that guy so much. They play these commercials all the time. And that's such bullshit about the product.
#2
I made a thread just like this a few weeks ago, except I was praising the fine fellow. He has a name, by the way. It's Vince.

Edit: There we are...

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=981745

Double Edit: For people who haven't seen the ad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg
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#3
He looks like he just did some meth.
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#4
At times, he's the most awesome person on TV. At others, I want to smash his face into a pulp.
#8
Quote by kosmic
I made a thread just like this a few weeks ago, except I was praising the fine fellow. He has a name, by the way. It's Vince.

Edit: There we are...

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=981745

HAHAHAHAHA! thats so funny!
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#9
he's more of a man than you'll ever be. bask in his greatness. bask in it.
#10
I hate him, yes. I want to cut him and soak up the blood with 8 ShamWows. Totally worth the $20.
#11
Yeah, but he's got a motherfucking HEADSET MIC! He's far too busy to hold a mic in his hand. He's only doing that commercial because he is badass enough to. He's probably squeezed in filming between having sex with 17 supermodels -at once- and going skydiving with Morgan Freeman and Samuel L. Jackson. As his parachute.

But yeah, he's kind of a douche.
#13
Shamwow is awesome! Not that I've ever tried it. The guy in the commercial is pretty awesome too.
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#14
He looks like a drug dealer... is ShamWow what the kids are calling it these days?
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#16
its Made In Germany!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#18
I always love the part where he goes
"Its made in Germany. You know the Germans always make good stuff."

NO I DON'T KNOW THAT VINCE.
I HAVE NO ****ING CLUE ABOUT THE QUALITY OF GERMAN CRAFTSMANSHIP.
#19
Why does he wear a headset?!?! Who is he talking to? Who is talking to him?? Wouldn't a simple lavalier mic suffice? ****, even an overhead multidirectional mic! He's in a freakin' studio, why does he need a headset?! **** SHAMWOW!

Edit: Also, Billy Mays would kill this guy, then wipe the floor with him, then wipe the floor with a Shamwow, then finish it all off with some Oxiclean. METAL.
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#21
You haters out there...

Shut up. Shamwow is amazing. I worship Shamwow.

This guy does not do Shamwow justice. VInce is one of my heroes. I masturbate to Shamwow, and then use Shamwow to clean up afterwards.

Vince's face is made completely of awesome. He got this awesome by absorbing all of Samuel L Jackson and John Travolta's piss, mixing it, and drinking it all, using only one shamwow sheet.

SHAMWOW RULES.
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#22
"All I can say is Sham-WOW"

"It's made in Germany, you know those guys make good stuff".
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#23
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Why does he even need his headset?
To do his other job as a fast food drive thru guy.


AND what's to hate? That shit is made in Germany, so you know it's good!
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#24
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I always love the part where he goes
"Its made in Germany. You know the Germans always make good stuff."

NO I DON'T KNOW THAT VINCE.
I HAVE NO ****ING CLUE ABOUT THE QUALITY OF GERMAN CRAFTSMANSHIP.



I just laughed my ass off.


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#25
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Edit:goddamn it

ha! he should recite this shit on TV!
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#27
I always find him patronizing. However, I really want to order like 150 of them and see if I can dam up my local creek.
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#28
DUDE!!! I saw a SHAMWOW! demonstration at the state fair during the summer, it was totally awesome. I blew a load after I saw how absorbent it was, and then cleaned it up with the shamwow.

THANKS Shamwow!
#29
Yeah, he's kind of a douche satchel, billy mays is a champion though.
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#30
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You haters out there...

Shut up. Shamwow is amazing. I worship Shamwow.

This guy does not do Shamwow justice. VInce is one of my heroes. I masturbate to Shamwow, and then use Shamwow to clean up afterwards.

Vince's face is made completely of awesome. He got this awesome by absorbing all of Samuel L Jackson and John Travolta's piss, mixing it, and drinking it all, using only one shamwow sheet.

SHAMWOW RULES.


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#33
Between this **** and Billy Maze (or however the hell you spell it) I think they are some of the most intolerable people on TV. But if they were to duel, old Billy would whip out his awesome auger and destroy that 'Sham-Worthless' prick, while finishing the little bastard with a WHOPPING 6 POUND BUCKET OF OXYCLEAN!
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#34
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I hate him, yes. I want to cut him and soak up the blood with 8 ShamWows. Totally worth the $20.

You sir are so wrong. It would be a 60 dollar value yours for only $19.99. WAIT! if you call now you will get clippings from Billy Mays's beard, great for scrubbing those tough stains, a $50 value, yours FREE! Call NOW!
#36
The only funny extreme ad.
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#37
I say we have a light saber battle between Vince and Billy Mays. Vince would obviously **** Billy May's shit up
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#39
I didn't actually hate it, just that headset he was wearing. Just wondering how necessary that was.
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#40
Woah, I'd like to have this thing. I also wonder if it's made from World of Warcraft.

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