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#1
Who else is going to see it tomorrow?


Being the huge (MASSIVE) Kevin Smith fan that I am, I can't miss it. I refuse to.


I even have to go alone, since everyone else I know is too busy with some holiday. Helzawoon? Hellawan? Some dumb shit that's getting in the way of this movie's premier.


For those who don't know about it, here's the link to the red band trailer.


So, yeah, discuss.
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Being the huge (MASSIVE) Kevin Smith fan that I am, I can't miss it. I refuse to.

The avatar kinda gives it away

I can't wait to see it, personally. everything he's made is pure gold.

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They took "Make a porno" out of the name. It's so lame.

Did they just take it out of the ads, or did Kevin take it out all together?

If he really took the entire subtitle out, that's insane. I'm not saying he's insane for doing so, but he wouldn't have had to if everyone wasn't making such an unneeded fuss about the movie. THAT'S the insane part, to me.
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The avatar kinda gives it away

I can't wait to see it, personally. everything he's made is pure gold.



It would have been even MORE obvious if I still had "Tell'em Steve Dave!" as my user title.
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#12
Doesn't really seem to capture my interest...

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#13
Damn, I thought this thread was going to be about two people called Zack and Miri who made a porno.

You have let me down, TS.
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It would have been even MORE obvious if I still had "Tell'em Steve Dave!" as my user title.

OH MY GOD SOME KID JUST GOT CAUGHT IN THE ESCALATOR!
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Damn, I thought this thread was going to be about two people called Zack and Miri who made a porno.

You have let me down, TS.

Well, technically, it is.
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#16
i am saddened that seth rogen will be in this movie, he is a good actor and this looks like a bad movie. its not even original, i saw a movie on comedy central where some kids did the same thing.
#18
what is the world coming to. another crap teen jerkoff movie, on dvd by xmas
#19
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what is the world coming to. another crap teen jerkoff movie, on dvd by xmas

.......What?

Do you even know ANYTHING about the movie? Anything at all?


No?

Didn't think so.
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I have to agree. She's phenomenal.
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.......What?

Do you even know ANYTHING about the movie? Anything at all?


No?

Didn't think so.

I have to agree. She's phenomenal.



I can tell by the name and the trailors..nuf said
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I can tell by the name and the trailors..nuf said

No, you still don't know what it's about.

Yes, Zack and Miri DO make a porno in the movie, but it's more than that. Kevin Smith doesn't make "teen jerk off movies".


As I said, you have no idea what it's about, outside of what the title suggests.
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Quote by Zero-Hartman
The avatar kinda gives it away

I can't wait to see it, personally. everything he's made is pure gold.

...
I must say I was NOT a fan of Jersey Girl.
*runs*

Movie looks awesome though. Got a couple of the actors from the Judd Apatow films, some of Kevin Smith's own "crew," and as has already been mentioned, Elizabeth Banks.

I was watching an interview with Kevin Smith about the movie on television two nights ago, and apparently they had just barely missed getting an NC-17 rating on the film.
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Were getting it which makes me so glad I work at the movie theater in my town.
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I was watching an interview with Kevin Smith about the movie on television two nights ago, and apparently they had just barely missed getting an NC-17 rating on the film.

They actually DID get an NC-17 at first, but appealed and got the R.

The only reason they were getting an NC-17 was because of around 10 frames of footage, as well. I'm not sure what part of the movie, etc. but he was talking about on SModcast.

Also, he didn't cut anything from the movie that was in the NC-17 version, so when he appealed, he got the exact movie he wanted to show. So, really, this is the "unrated version", etc.

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#27
looks pretty good. i probably wont go see it in theaters though. i'll rent it when it comes out on dvd.
#28
Was watching the Late Show (or one of those), saw a preview, it looked stupid. Kevin Smith seemed like an asshole anyway.
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Elizabeth Banks was the ****ing tits in Scrubs.


I dont know if it was her or someone else in the movie, but i heard that the chick actually used to be a pr0n star. im pretty sure it was elizabeth banks though
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I dont know if it was her or someone else in the movie, but i heard that the chick actually used to be a pr0n star. im pretty sure it was elizabeth banks though

No, it wasn't Banks.

It was one of the actresses they hired to play a porn star in the movie.

Makes more sense, eh?
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#31
they've got it in all the theaters here, but they advertise it as "Zack and Miri" on the billboards.
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No, it wasn't Banks.

It was one of the actresses they hired to play a porn star in the movie.

Makes more sense, eh?


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Quote by fallenangel20
No, it wasn't Banks.

It was one of the actresses they hired to play a porn star in the movie.

Makes more sense, eh?

her name is traci lords. i got the chance to meet her once. pretty cool.
i'm watching the movie just to see her in something new.
i'm tired of beating off to her underage porno flicks
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her name is traci lords. i got the chance to meet her once. pretty cool.
i'm watching the movie just to see her in something new.
i'm tired of beating off to her underage porno flicks


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Quote by hooligan07
her name is traci lords. i got the chance to meet her once. pretty cool.
i'm watching the movie just to see her in something new.
i'm tired of beating off to her underage porno flicks

Katie Morgan is also in it, as a stripper/porn star, no less.


But, yeah, just got back from seeing it. It is absolutely phenomenal. It's a really beautiful story.

HYSTERICAL, as well. Absolutely hysterical.


I advise everyone to see it. I'll be seeing it again Monday.
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Katie Morgan is also in it, as a stripper/porn star, no less.


But, yeah, just got back from seeing it. It is absolutely phenomenal. It's a really beautiful story.

HYSTERICAL, as well. Absolutely hysterical.


I advise everyone to see it. I'll be seeing it again Monday.


i'll beat off to either
#38
so was it any good? Review?
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#39
Looks awesome, will see it.
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so was it any good? Review?

As I said, I thought it was absolutely phenomenal.

Probably my new favorite Kevin Smith movie. It's his best shot movie (LOTS of gripping, great shots), some FANTASTIC cameos (look for Superman ), probably his overall funniest, and it's also his most "offensive", if you so want to use that term.

I won't ruin anything for anyone, so I'll just leave it at "offensive". Use your imaginations.


Also, stay until after the credits are through. I didn't get to, but I've been reading on the View Askew board that there is a scene afterwards.

I REALLY regret walking out before they ended, but at least I know I'm going back to see it Monday, so I'll be able to catch it then.
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