#1
i wrote a song/poem to the devil.

i think im cursed.

anybody know any ways to get rid of it?

thanks.
#4
can we read it?
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#5
wtf
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#6
pray to god? read the bible? ask for forgiveness?

(supposing you believe in the devil you have to believe in god right?)
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#8
it's called a trashbin. just try throwing it away, after all your poem is just pencil graphite on some processed trees (paper)
#9
Kill yourself.
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2. Prince - Smoke on the water
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#11
i just dont know what to say.. good for you?
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#12
Take a course on common sense.
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#13
Burn it, then burn the ashes. Next, take your bible, and memorize. Then burn the evidence (so the ashes and the bible you just read). Then you will be back where you were


*actually keep the song just burn the bible * (two wrongs make a right.)
#14
Stop being a retard and get over it?
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#15
yeah im serious.

should i try burning it or some shit?

i dont wanna let you guys read it just incase you guys get cursed too.
i just asked the devil to do some shit. then a couple minutes later my fosterbrother's grandma came over who is dying. i think that could be a connection to the devil.
#16
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yeah im serious.

should i try burning it or some shit?

i dont wanna let you guys read it just incase you guys get cursed too.
i just asked the devil to do some shit. then a couple minutes later my fosterbrother's grandma came over who is dying. i think that could be a connection to the devil.

No, fool. Hell is full of fire, therefore.. anything that burns will go to hell. That's like handing the poem right to him.
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#19
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okay so maybe ill just bury it?

Hell is in the center of the earth, with all that hot ass magma and what not. If you bury it, you're getting it closer to Satan.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#22
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**** you guys how the hell do i do this. im seriously freaking out.

Your only chance of getting rid of it is putting it in a black hole, where Lucifer can't get to it. Let this be a lesson to you.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#23
I don't care if I get cursed. I want to read the damn thing!
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#24
You're not cursed, stop trying to get attention.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

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Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army