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#1
I work at a supermarket stocking the shelfs, and this usually happens atleast once a night. A couple walks into my aisle, they shop, and as they're walking out, the dude is always slapping for grabbing his partners arse, and it's not only the men, I see chicks grabbing the man's arse also, wtf? It's not like "Hey love" *hug**grabs arse* it's like, *slap* *handfull*.

Even today, a mother and daughter were walking past, and the mother smacked the daughters arse for nothing, im pretty sure it wasn't discipline, regardless it was akward. It's also akward when they look back and they see that I've seen.

Do Supermarkets make people horny? Or is it the thrill of being in public.
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Do Supermarkets make people horny? Or is it the thrill of being in public.

Which supermarket do you go to? I might get lucky if I stand in the doorway.

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#5
i used to work at a supermarket

i once saw a guy getting 3/4 of a blowjob
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Which supermarket do you go to? I might get lucky if I stand in the doorway.


Coles Westlakes, be there, or be ..gay?
#8
I once saw a pregges 13 year old at a supermarket. Somehow related, especially since she was hot and I was blue-balled.
#10
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Coles Westlakes, be there, or be ..gay?

Too westward. I'd prefer it if a female grabbed my ass anyway

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#11
Do you work in Asda? Other than that no idea, maybe it's a conspiracy against you.
#12
They're filming a TV commercial for Asda.
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#13
Couples tend to show off in public




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Which supermarket do you go to? I might get lucky if I stand in the doorway.



If you're naked you might get luckier.


Or raped.
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#15
I think you might be right.

My local sainsburys has only one "We prosecute theives" sign in the whole store, and it's mounted directly on the condom shelf.
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Even today, a mother and daughter were walking past, and the mother smacked the daughters arse for nothing.


INCEST?



fun for the whole family..
#18
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i used to work at a supermarket

i once saw a guy getting 3/4 of a blowjob


How the hell do you get 3/4 of a blowjob?
#19
Well the couple was a valid situation but the mother and daughter.....

err...


...
hue
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INCEST?



fun for the whole family..
Except the kid crying from the forced penetration, hell yeah.
#22
Shopping is really boring, and men are very easily bored at the best of times.
#23
I grab my girlfriend's ass just about everywhere we go. What can I say? I'm an assman and she's got a nice caboose.
#24
Why don't you grab customers' arses for them?
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#25
I usually hold a bottle of KY jelly and stand in the produce section with a contemplative look on my face.
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It pisses me off!!!

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#28
nothing turns me on quite like frozen foods
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i used to work at a supermarket

i once saw a guy getting 3/4 of a blowjob

Really? I work at a convenience store, and one time this chick fucked a dead dude in the toilet.
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#32
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i used to work at a supermarket

i once saw a guy getting 3/4 of a blowjob



Elaborate.....
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If you're naked you might get luckier.


Or raped.

What's the difference?
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#35
Well when i go to the supermarket with my girlfriend it is usually just before we go home to watch a movie so we are buying some pop corn and snacks.

I like to think the subtle/unsubtle groping helps to transition her mind into the ' lets bone when we get back' mood. If not the groundwork is laid for the after movie poking.

That is all.
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#36
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Really? I work at a convenience store, and one time this chick fucked a dead dude in the toilet.


"She thought it was me"

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#37
I think we should all blame the cupcakes....
Ppl just get all hot when they see them, if you pay attention you will notice to.
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#39
When you stop and think about it, supermarkets are funny places anyway. They are what 95% of us need to survive.
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