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I was in surgery yesturday for an exam under anesthesia. Long story. Anyway, I come home, and I'm feeling crappy, so that night, my girlfriend is giving me a handjob, right? And well...

...you know that stupid "I cum blood" joke?

Yeah.

Somehow, I figure, the catheter that they undoutedly inserted into my pen0r while I was unconcious bunged up something in there. So now I worry. What do you Pit Monkeys know about damaging the male reproductive system in such a way that your ejaculate comes out mixed with blood? Heh.

And yes, I do have an appointment to get it checked out. I'm posting this story here for the lulz.
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i hope this is stickied and we get to decide whether you get banned or not
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I was in surgery yesturday for an exam under anesthesia. Long story. Anyway, I come home, and I'm feeling crappy, so that night, my girlfriend is giving me a handjob, right? And well...

...you know that stupid "I cum blood" joke?

Yeah.

Somehow, I figure, the catheter that they undoutedly inserted into my pen0r while I was unconcious bunged up something in there. So now I worry. What do you Pit Monkeys know about damaging the male reproductive system in such a way that your ejaculate comes out mixed with blood? Heh.

And yes, I do have an appointment to get it checked out. I'm posting this story here for the lulz.

Ok I'm still waiting.
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