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#1
ok so my brothers friend needs help..

(i copy and pasted this from my brothers post on a diffrent website)


There's a new show coming to VH1 called "Daisy of Love". Anyone and everyone can make a profile and be voted into the Top 5. The Top 5 at the end of a specific time period advance to some kind of "second round" that probably involves sex with a woman named Daisy. I'm not sure.

So here's the deal.

My boy Tim here is damn close to being in the Top 5 of this. As of this post, there are 16 days left to vote.

Tim is an interesting man. I've known him since we were 6. We played together, we grew up together, I once caught him masturbating perched above a Lay-z-boy like he was goddamn Batman (it was in a thread about masturbation stories awhile back).

We used to play DDR in high school. If that wasn't bad enough, he got really damn good at it. He went to ****ing New York once and came home with several hundred dollars in prize money.

He's even picked up a nickname, "GayGoblin". Does it make sense? It will if you meet him.

He's asked for my help in helping him get votes. I've come to you.

http://daisyoflovecasting.com/people/gaygoblin/photos

Check out his photos, most notably photo 1 and 6.



Here we can see his sensitive side. We can look past the fact that he's pudgy, half-naked, and wearing a Beast Ice box for a hat. Literally, look past all that and what do you see? That's right. A wall-sized Rasterbation of Ron Jeremey dressed as Mario from Super Hornio Brothers.


Another picture, shall we?



If this picture doesn't just scream "I love sexual intercourse with women" I just don't know what will.

http://daisyoflovecasting.com/people/gaygoblin

We are allowed to vote once per day (
which is remedied by clearing your cookies
). Please. Make your vote count. Vote for a half-retarded guy from Maryland. Vote for Tim.

It doesn't even have to be that you want Tim to win. It could be that you don't want those goddamn Guidos that fill the top5 to win. I mean, seriously, **** Guidos.
#2
Oh wow. I want in on this.


EDIT: Only two days left?? He is second??? Vote for this man nao!!!!!!!
Last edited by Mr_Jones at Nov 13, 2008,
#3
Done.

Play a Cort ?

Play with V-Picks ?

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#7
Done and done.

I hope this Daisy doesn't turn out to be a fat chick.
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#8
Man this is awkward; I'll help you out though.
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#10
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Done and done.

I hope this Daisy doesn't turn out to be a fat chick.


She has a great body, not so much on the facial area. One of those "just dont look at her face while nailing her" kind of girls. Just being honest.
#12
Is this the next Avery Horton?
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I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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#15
Done sir. For all the good of mankind, vote for TIM.
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#16
We should all put a link to this thread in our sigs to spread the message of hope and potential boning.
Quote by 2 15/16
I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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#18
yessss
Quote by 2 15/16
I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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#19
Screw that, I want to fukk Daisy.
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#20
For all those that might give a shit, Phil, the singer from All That Remains is trying to get on the show too.
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#21
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For all those that might give a shit, Phil, the singer from All That Remains is trying to get on the show too.

wow, desperate much?
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#22
It said down for maintenance.. wtf?
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#23
Godspeed, Tim.
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#24
I think I voted...
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#25
i'm sold

he only needs about a thousand to make the #5 spot as of now, so you did a good thing by posting in the pit.

anyone reports this as spam will face the wrath of all who vote for timmay, am i right?
Last edited by dudius at Oct 31, 2008,
#26
We have to keep this thread alive.

I'm surprised the pit was more willing to get a kid a bed, then a man laid...
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#27
done

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We have to keep this thread alive.

I'm surprised the pit was more willing to get a kid a bed, then a man laid...


men get laid all the time. how often is it that a kid gets a new bed? i've had the same one since i was 3.
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#31
Got my vote...
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#32
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done


men get laid all the time. how often is it that a kid gets a new bed? i've had the same one since i was 3.

I wish that were true for me.
#34
I don't think we can do it. Avery was on a small scale. The Rick Astley thing was with 4chan. So.......i don't know where I'm going with this.
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#35
*innocuous bump*
Quote by 2 15/16
I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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#36
He's number 5. Job done.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
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#38
voted
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Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
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#39
As of now... he's in the Top 5!

Good luck to him!
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