#4
Get on UG and complain about your problems?
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#6
Paint a wellington boot silver and put glitter on it. They won't come near you if they think Gary Glitter is there.
#7
same here... i'll stay at home -> UG, order a pizza and watch a couple of movies


however there is still an alternative to this


fap
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#9
i also have nothing to do, with no one to do that nothing with, although... i did re-string & re-tune my guitar today... SO IMMA GO RAWK!!


....I hate myself
#10
Rape something
I hope reading this text untill the very end and every last punctuation wasted your time and approximately 5 seconds of your futile life

There is no Punctuation
#12
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Tv

if you get the channel, AMC has a lot of great halloween movies on for us losers. so tune in!
and rob zombie's hosting.
#16
Usually I would agree with everyone and say fap or kill yourself, but.....Nevermind

Kill yourself whilst fapping
#17
Quote by wiggyisgreat
Paint a wellington boot silver and put glitter on it. They won't come near you if they think Gary Glitter is there.

lol nice

drugs are easliy acquired go get them!!!
#18
Quote by wvguitarguy
get a guitar and sale your soul to satin

wut
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I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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#19
Dress up as Jesus and wander around town and cause people to re-evaluate their faith in religion by trying to rape them
I'm doing the same
ohai little sig.
#21
Quote by 666nate666
Usually I would agree with everyone and say fap or kill yourself, but.....Nevermind

Kill yourself whilst fapping


or kill yourself BY fapping.

sexual exitment gone into OVERDRIVE!

no... what am I saying?!


CRUSHING OVERDRIVE!
#22
*big space then fap*

post is too big for such a cliché. I suggest an edit

Just wait till kids come knocking, open the door, look disusted then slam it in their faces.
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You live in a ruler, the only child of trouser water (?); it's very fantastic, and salami!
#23
Quote by TastyMooglePie
wut


He obviously doesn't want satin clothing to get a free soul, or how else would he pay for his new guitar? So he's putting it on sale to try and persuade it.
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