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#1
And they want me to bring a mother ****ing doctors note what should i do i could lose my job i think not sure tho.

Im not really worried cause i hate my job with a passion
#3
Beg a doctor to help you out and don't be silly again.
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Face the consequences


As an employer having to deal with this crap every week, I agree.
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#5
Rape.

edit: Doesn't seem to be much you can do. Don't worry, no matter the consequence you'll just feel crap worrying about them.
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As an employer having to deal with this crap every week, I agree.

surely you can understand I work in a call center doing surveys for american express
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#8
I called in sick 5 or so times when I worked at Woolworths for 8 months and I only worked on Sundays

Now that is bad, especially when two of the times it was the same girl who answered

A note though seriously? Bit silly.
#9
Tell them that you aren't paying for a doctors appointment just to get a note.
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#10
Erm, go to a doctors and pretend you feel ill there too, he'll probably come to the conclusion you have some form of cold or virus, and give you a note. Pretty obvious lol.. and next time say you're having a family emergency
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#13
Tell them to **** off, you weren't in any condition to drive to a doctors office.
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surely you can understand I work in a call center doing surveys for american express


tell them to go violate themselves and find another crap job?
#17
Have a friend who's a doctor? Maybe they could forge you one, if not, shoot yourself.
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#18
well, you can suck it up and face the consequences, or you can see your doctor and ask for a note. either way, you're gonna have to shape up if you want a decent job, employers don't need to put up with people who flake out on work.
#19
my girlfriend's called in sick for work once and she needed a doctors note, and she told me that if you pay the doctor $15 he'll give you one..
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#22
**** it let them fire me i dont give a shit iv been working their for 8 months and quite frankly have had enough of those ****ing angry american express customers
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**** it let them fire me i dont give a shit iv been working their for 8 months and quite frankly have had enough of those ****ing angry american express customers


Your so cool

This thread is officially pointless
#24
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**** it let them fire me i dont give a shit iv been working their for 8 months and quite frankly have had enough of those ****ing angry american express customers


tough guy, eh?

#25
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surely you can understand I work in a call center doing surveys for american express


As a call center employee who just quit his job this week, I feel your pain. And tell them you can't afford to buy a doctors note.
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#26
brilliant idea:

cant you go to a doctor, say you have an headache and use that note? change the date if you must.
#28
My current employer requires a doctors note every time we call in sick.

Who goes to the doctor the first day they are sick? I only go to the doctor if I have been sick for a while and it doesnt seem to be going away or if I feel really sick, like practicaly dying. But a cold or something that you still stay out of work/school for, who goes to a doctor...?
#29
I call in sick for work all the time, its McD's though. The people there are so fucking stupid that doctors note on page one would almost certainly work. Then again, managers call in sick where I work, no one gives a shit.
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As a call center employee who just quit his job this week, I feel your pain. And tell them you can't afford to buy a doctors note.

yeah man It takes a toll on your mental state. like Its so easy that its mentally challenging cause your in your cubicle making the same call like 600 times in a shift
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It linked me to the thing.

You just watch too much porn.


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#34
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It linked me to the thing.

You just watch too much porn.

that's what I thought first but then I realised I wasn't watching porn at that moment... might've accidently clicked the ad at the top.
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print out this and give it to him... you'll be fine




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#36
fake one??
new job??
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#39
I'm not sure if it's the same all over or if its the prerogative of the employer, but at my work you have to be off for two days before they require a doctors note, do you have an employees handbook or a copy of your contract? It should have some information about calling in sick
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Erm, go to a doctors and pretend you feel ill there too, he'll probably come to the conclusion you have some form of cold or virus, and give you a note. Pretty obvious lol.. and next time say you're having a family emergency

That would work.
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