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#1
Okay so a bit (maybe a lot) like the write a song thread, lets give a story a go.

Each person can write one sentence each, with the maximum of one line in length.

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I'll start!

Once upon a time, in a far far away forest.
Llama

On

Llama
#3
he was a mole
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#4
Who shagged all the bears
Hull City A.F.C

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#13
And then the world died of cervical cancer. The end.
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at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#14
My grand slam was supposed to be with sausage.
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Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

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#16
and lack of pit knowledge
Call me Justyn

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#19
which is rather arousing

who had found the one ring to rule them all

Oi! Stop plagiarising!
Last edited by SmarterChild at Oct 31, 2008,
#23
Killed a nation of rabbits
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#24
with the leg of a

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my sister had the injection today your line is now false
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#25
turtle, touched by ten thousand tittley tiddle tiddlers
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#26
and threadstarter's mom
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#28
"why that would be delightful, Charles" agreed Nan.
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#29
while eating a muller triangle yoghurt thing
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#31
and said "aye, 'tis a fine night for calender making"
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#32
and he took 12 pictures of lesbian orgies for the months!
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#35
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wut?
i think u posted outta line!
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#36
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then the ducks died
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#37
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then the ducks died

a short painless death, allowing for
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#38
vampires 2 rule
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#39
the world
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