#1
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

Pit status?
#2
Theres a joke thread floating around somewhere. Im sure all the bassists and drummers who lurk in there will appreciate a mediocre joke like that.


Not trying to be mean btw.
#4
Hillbillies can correctly say "breathe", but not "can"?
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#5
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Hillbillies can correctly say "breathe", but not "can"?

Was thinking exactly the same thing

*edit* Just noticed the mis-spelling in thread title, i must say, i took a fairly nice trip in my copter of rofl.
#7
I wish i could wlak into bars.
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#8
I just love wlaking.... man, wlaking is almost as good as fapping
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#9
moonshines pointless if there are bars
only reason for moonshine was prohibition

so joke equals fail
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Woman tone, eh?

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