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so i was down at the sports club and went into the showers to wash of the chlorine. Some 11 year olds were doing each other a sucker(pull the others guy head to his crotch and say mmmmuack). Anyways so i asked this kid to mass me the soap. and as he kneeled and said muack. i pulled of a handless sucker....

anyways thats just back story. The kid decides to spit on me. He lands some spit on my nipple, but then i just glared at him. they were 11 and im 14 and im like 1.80m. So the kid went to a corner and started trembling as i apreached him. I spitted on his face and landed spit on his eyes and mouth. The i gave him a punch in the stomach. then left the showers.
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#4
buddy...you fail....you spit on an eleven year old kid then ****in punched him....you should be old enough to know how ****ed up that is...
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so i was down at the sports club and went into the showers to wash of the chlorine. Some 11 year olds were doing each other a sucker(pull the others guy head to his crotch and say mmmmuack). Anyways so i asked this kid to mass me the soap. and as he kneeled and said muack. i pulled of a handless sucker....

anyways thats just back story. The kid decides to spit on me. He lands some spit on my nipple, but then i just glared at him. they were 11 and im 14 and im like 1.80m. So the kid went to a corner and started trembling as i apreached him. I spitted on his face and landed spit on his eyes and mouth. The i gave him a punch in the stomach. then left the showers.

The retardness is explained.
#7
u r lyyk TEH COOLLIEZZ
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so i was down at the sports club and went into the showers to wash of the chlorine. Some 11 year olds were doing each other a sucker(pull the others guy head to his crotch and say mmmmuack). Anyways so i asked this kid to mass me the soap. and as he kneeled and said muack. i pulled of a handless sucker....

anyways thats just back story. The kid decides to spit on me. He lands some spit on my nipple, but then i just glared at him. they were 11 and im 14 and im like 1.80m. So the kid went to a corner and started trembling as i apreached him. I spitted on his face and landed spit on his eyes and mouth. The i gave him a punch in the stomach. then left the showers.

Are you sure you aren't gay and mad that he isn't gay too?
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Now say his name.....
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#13
wow...you are the man

...i hope you realise the sarcasm in this. you beat up children!
#14
This is the gayest thread ever.
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#16
wtf, that makes no sense and your a scumbag too
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#18
He spat on me people. what was i supposed to do?
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#20
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i just owned some kiddy n00bs!
You just pwned YOURSELF by posting this dookie.

Congratulations. You're now officially an idiot.
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#22
Seriously, your parents failed with you TS.
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#23
This thread makes me sad inside.

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#25
you done good should have fapd on him to
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#26
And I thought Japanese kids jamming their fingers up eachother's butts on the playground was weird. Stop hitting little kids.
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#27
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He spat on me people. what was i supposed to do?

Option One: Ignore the bastard, you just shoved your dick in his face, what was he supposed to do?
Option Two: He's quivering in a corner; isn't that enough for you?
#28
Quote by devit
He spat on me people. what was i supposed to do?

he is 11 and you are 14!

just scare the shit of him by glaring him!
punching him and spiting him was not necessary.
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Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#32
wow so you think you can tell the pit this and we'll think your cool? Wow hes hardcore! He beat up and 11 year old!
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#34
Dude this fails. I hope your proud of yourself now. How about if someone twice your height comes and spits in your face? I'll make sure they punch you square in the teeth though.
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#35
Quote by devit
He spat on me people. what was i supposed to do?

Nothing, part of life is dealing with assholes. plus you brought it upon your self by "suckering" him. what the **** is that exactly, your previous explination sucked
#37
Close this thread and trace this guys IP so someone can go beat his ****ing ass
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#39
Wow, your a badass now TS. Picking on kids smaller than you totally gives you a big penis.
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