#1
Buck Angel. I was reading through some porn reviews and ran across this poor (s)he. It was a human, it is now a man with a tiny dick. You don't want to search it. Just elaborate on this. In the name of lulz.
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#3
I too have a tiny dick.
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#4
One time when I was about 10 I was in my friends basement playing some pokemon board game and his 8 yr old sister came down the stairs totally naked and she had a ****ing dick coming out of her vagina. I was like WTF!!! It looked like the head of a dick was coming out it wasnt long or anything but it was ****ed up.
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September 15 1991 - May 16 2008