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#1
So, as the title says, why do gays have lisps. I know not all of them have lisps, and everyone who has lisp aren't gay, but a majority of them do. So how does there sexual orientation change their voice?
#2
The Bible says that when you choose to be gay, the lisp then comes about.
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#3
99.9% of thetime they don't.
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#4
I have a lisp.

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#5
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yes.
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#7
Because lisp stands for Loves Internally Shafting Penises.
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#9
yea ive been wondering that too. there voices generally are alot higher then straight mens too
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#11
they don't have lisps.

But i don't get why they have an accent of their own, as if they've been living in gay land and inherited it.
#13
This is just a guess, but because they've found a gay gene, maybe a higher voice is just part of that particular strand, and both go hand in hand most of the time.
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they don't have lisps.

But i don't get why they have an accent of their own, as if they've been living in gay land and inherited it.

lmao dude you have a really good point.
#16
I've only heard the lisp in person once, didn't flow well with the gay voice (Which I've heard in all but one gay dude.) I'll never understand why they do it, trying to be more feminine? Dunno if it's true but i read somewhere that their brains are more like womens and vice versa for lesbians, maybe that has something to do with it?
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So, as the title says, why do gays have lisps. I know not all of them have lisps, and everyone who has lisp aren't gay, but a majority of them do. So how does there sexual orientation change their voice?


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#21
Because women don't like lisps.
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#23
Haven't met many gay people have you dear?
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#24
maybe its something to do about being more ''sophisticated'' than straight guys? at least thats what the gay guys that i know are like.....they are arrogant (big ego) and more "sophisticated" than everyone else around them.


edit: this is not to the lisp, but to the "gay accent"
#25
Robb Flynn has a lisp, and he looks like he could be in Gears of War.
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How many gay people have you met? In fact, beyond Will and Grace, what are your sources for your theory?
#27
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Robb Flynn has a lisp, and he looks like he could be in Gears of War.


GAYS of War, moar like, amirite?
#29
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maybe its something to do about being more ''sophisticated'' than straight guys? at least thats what the gay guys that i know are like.....they are arrogant (big ego) and more "sophisticated" than everyone else around them.


edit: this is not to the lisp, but to the "gay accent"

I know of gay people without any accent.

Please, read the post above yours.
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#30
Negative steriotype?


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#32
I don't have a lisp
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#33
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#35
Actually, the majority of them don't. Is your impression of gay people just stereotypes from movies?
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#37
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I know of gay people without any accent.

Please, read the post above yours.



i do too, but (concerning the 'accent', which is more of a dialect anyways) i was only talking about two or three guys that i know...probably should have stated that right off the bat lol.
#39
Thraight people have lithpes too, you know. Kidding, but I dunno, it might be on purpothe.
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