Alright, so I like to joke around with my Spanish teacher sometimes and the other day I wanted to think up a funny excuse cuz I didn't do my homework but I couldn't really come up with anything good. What are some funny homework excuses you guys have used or heard?
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If I get asked why my homework's not done, I pause and contemplate for a moment, perfectly still... and then I proclaim "fuck you, two of my friends died doing homework!"

And all is well.
i ran out of toilet paper

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marmite, vegemite, termite...

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The old Jedi Mind Trick

"I do not need to complete the homework"
"you do not need to complete the homework."
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All I gotta do is put on a cool face...
"I had a major accident on the freeway! Some guy rammed my bike with his car and it flipped, spinned and spat me out at 60mph! then when I was on the ground evil angry hungry rackoons started commin at me at which point I threw my homework at them so they'd eat it intead of eating me!... true story"

yea just put yourself in a harmful situation cuz then the reaction will be "OMG are you okay???" insead of "-.-"
"I didn't know I couldn't do that."
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"Well I was gonna do it but I accidentally a WHOLE coke bottle!"

This happens to me all the time...
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tell that doing homework isn't in your religion
if he argue, just start to cry and say that you'll go to hell if you make homework
if they continue, well just tell it's your freedom to choose your religion and blah blah blah
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Nicely put good sir

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Nicely put good sir

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"I didn't know I couldn't do that."

I like this one.

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The best one I ever heard was

'Pete, why didn't you hand in this assignment?'

'...I was tired! '

Which may not sound that hilarious, but at the time it was ball-achingly funny.
I'm going to create the procrastination club, just later...
this one has a bit of a story to it:

one time i was at a karate class and my mom tried calling me. i didnt answer because my phone was in my pants pocket and i was wearing my uniform. when i got home my mom was all pissed off and was like "why didnt you answer you're phone." without realizing what it might imply i answered "because i didnt have my pants on." since then that has been my excuse for everything.

Teacher: "why didn't you do your homework?"
Me: "Because i didnt have my pants on."
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i told my english teacher that my goldfish ate it...

or with my history teacher i was like you really don't want to know, he said he did, so i went into this long elaborate 5 minute story that i kinda made up as i went along about being kidnapped by aliens, flying to a deserted military base in china and saving the planet.

he gave me an A on the assignment because he said I tried.
"I got raped."
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The westborough baptist church protested against my homework claiming it was its fault that we promote same gender marriage amongst other things.
Teacher - Why didnt you do your homework johnny?
Johnny - There was a disturbance in the force
Teacher - ...
Johnny - ...

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"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

"Hey man, wanna cut class today?"
"Nah dude, I got a final in my Circular Arguments class."
"Just skip and then tell your teacher you couldn't go because you had to go to class."

My favourite, taken right from Toothpaste for Dinner (couldn't find the link tho)
"Que? No hablo ingles"

EDIT: definitely dont use that in spanish class
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god doesnt do homework. and god molded us in his shape. so therefore we are exact copies of god. and since god doesnt do homework, i dont do homework, because i am god.
I didn't understand it, so i didn't do it.
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